If they ask you how you're doing give them your life story. Next time they won't want to know.

Life is telepathic and largely scripted during sleep. You can toggle things like this with the flip of a mental switch. I've gone months without a single unsolicited or unexpected interacton. Everything follows my script. Wake up one day, say let it be otherwise, and it is so. People randomly engaging me all the time. The "you behind you" does this, I do it with people on this forum all the time. They don't decide whether they respond, I do. It's what I;m used to, and it makes more energy than allowing them to do otherwise. They never break the script or expectation. Eventually I came to assume they aren't able to. I am requesting something of them when they literally can't on some metaphysical level.

Point out that you got a bucket of chicken, and then offer to make out. (chicken bucket not required and it actually gets in the way)

they are famous want to know you

...headphones

Ask Dr. Ian Malcolm about it. Even he doesn't know how.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh9bGWLvd2I

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:

Originally posted by Lime:

solipsists be like

I never solipsist, not even once!

I solipsist quite frequently. Though at times I wonder if I don't solipsist hard enough.

It is with great pride that I announce...
that I just looked up that word.
My post still makes sense. Yay!

Too bad the posts this was in response to got 'disappeared'.

Originally posted by DarkCrystalMethod:

It is with great pride that I announce...
that I just looked up that word.
My post still makes sense. Yay!

Too bad the posts this was in response to got 'disappeared'.

Strange indeed.

Claim you're retarded, odds are they will believe you as well as believe they are too good to ever be seen speaking with or near you.

I don't. Why would I?

Originally posted by Doctor Go-Go:

Claim you're retarded, odds are they will believe you as well as believe they are too good to ever be seen speaking with or near you.

I thought what I'd do is pretend I was one of those deaf mutes.

When it looks like somebody is gonna sit near you, start counting down loudly while staring into their eyes.

"5! 4! 3! 2! 1!"

Public what?

I've noticed people don't really want to talk, they just want someone to talk to them. They don't give a flying funk. Odds are they're scouting for gossip and personal information. The dumb sweet older lady probably isn't, it's likely an act. Notice how some people know a lot about a lot of people and it seems like a bit too much? Why are they SO interested, isn't that suspicious?