Asleeps or sexy?

My dog just farted and fell off the bed, now I have to open the windows, it pongs in here!

It's weird. I used to have sleep paralysis constantly, and I recall this recurring scenario where I would feel surrounded by this presence, and would force myself out of bed. Hit the floor painlessly, but still can't move. And yet I can't say whether or not it was all a dream, I simply don't remember. So either a lot of times or perhaps not even once.

I don't think I've ever fallen out of bed.

I don't remember.

I have been drooling on my pillow more, since I turned 30.

I think about twenty years ago. Doesn't happen often.

Originally posted by Electric Cupcake:

I don't remember.

I have been drooling on my pillow more, since I turned 30.

49 and I still never do that. I sleep with my mouth closed.

Originally posted by Fajita Jim:

49 and I still never do that. I sleep with my mouth closed.

7th post, 7 squared. Steam level of 51, 6th pentagonal.

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Originally posted by S̶E̶V̶E̶N̶F̶O̶L̶D̶:

Never. I sleep upside down from the clothing rod in my closet.

With steam level 5 squared.

I think for me it was 2 and a half months ago, I didn't fully fall out of bed, but I kinda wedged between the bed and the wall.

I don't think I've ever fallen out of bed.

When was the last time you fell out of bed?

Probably in my twenties when i was a serious alcoholic. (I'm 40 right now)

Does it also count if the bed collapsed and I fell right through the middle?

Originally posted by Jaxx:

Does it also count if the bed collapsed and I fell right through the middle?

did you end up on a television show after?

I had to be in maybe secondary school

Or if i did it was at a place where I don't usually sleep so when traveling somewhere.

Originally posted by St✩rlight:

I usually fall out of bed once or twice a week.

when i need to wake