I don’t live with my parents. My parents live with me. There is a difference.

how can you afford the door dash?

Parents have been dead for quite a while now.

why order doordash when there's a big pile of potatoes right next to you? ♥♥♥♥'s practically asking to be eaten.

What is doordash?

I am 40 year old virgin and I live in my parent's basement

Originally posted by ガスト セフィロス:

Parents have been dead for quite a while now.

my condolences

Originally posted by Moogal:

What is doordash?

food delivery

Originally posted by rabapraba p:

how can you afford the door dash?

not like i pay

nah, that's the worst way to live. that's how men end up looking like Asmongold, with yellow teeth, bad hair, and roaches everywhere

i've lived alone since i was 17. nothing is better than to come home and relax in peace. doordash is ok when i'm too drunk to drive.

But why male models?

Like a blob?

Live in momma's basement
Have black out curtains on all 2 windows
No sunlight, and no interaction with the world
Play video games, watch movies all day
Eat nothing but chips, pizza and cola
Have momma take care of everything
She passes, and you are are now..
Part of the walking dead
Neighbors break down old door
And then... Skip to 1.56

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AB4ab4LtFo

Originally posted by Long Niar™:

But why male models?

male models?

Im over 40 and never ordered doordash. I barely trust a employee of one brand, let alone some random person giving me my food. Ill pass.

Besides in nova scotia for example, they tax takeout/junk food. So you end up basically paying a ton of money for really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ subpar microwave reheated food. Whats funny is that money goes back into the general tax fund where its embezzled in things like the premiers crooked wine deal. I would feel completely different about it if it actually went back into the hospitals. Instead they fundraise for hospital funds here by raffling off a new built home. If you think this is satire, its sadly not.

https://www.qe2homelottery.com/

I seen a article where it claimed that many Gen Z dont know how to cook, so maybe thats why they become so reliant on these services.

Nearly two thirds of Gen Z adults admit they lack basic cooking skills - with around 61 per cent of those surveyed saying they do not know how to cook an omelette.

A study by dating app FindingTheOne has revealed that young adults aged between 18 and 28 prefer eating at a restaurant or takeaway because they do not know how to cook.

The poll surveyed 1,500 participants across different age groups and showed a growing number of young people who are useless in the kitchen.

If thats true, jeez. I learned how to make something like a grilled cheese when I was prolly 9 or 10 lmao.

You will never get that same quality per $$$ if you dont learn how to make your own meals.

That being said, I miss being in the states, go to giovannis and get a cheap greasy flat pizza lmao.

Even simple meals seemed to be a struggle for many, 42 per cent said they could not cook a stir-fry and 27 per cent said they struggled to make soup.

Shockingly even omelettes, which at their most basic feature just one ingredient proved a problem for 61 per cent of Gen Z adults in the survey.

One in four also admitted to deception, passing off food which was ordered in from a restaurant or takeaway as a home-cooked meal.

More complex meals seemed entirely out of reach for most, with more than 80 per cent saying they wouldn't know where to start for cooking lasagne or roast chicken.

My god people, open up a cookbook.