If little pizza monsters ruled the world, what would you do?

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1 McChicken 4 Nov, 2012 @ 10:16pm

When little evil pizza monsters take over the entire planet how would you survive?

Last edited by 1 McChicken; 4 Nov, 2012 @ 10:17pm

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tmwfte 4 Nov, 2012 @ 10:18pm

Probably wonder who spiked my drink...

Tony 4 Nov, 2012 @ 10:45pm

I wouldn't survive. I would die a greasy death.

soar 4 Nov, 2012 @ 11:01pm

I woulden't because my gut would take over... 'CUZ I FREAKIN' WUV PIZZA.

Absolute Zero 4 Nov, 2012 @ 11:10pm

Eat eah and every one of them.

Tis A Mystery 5 Nov, 2012 @ 10:09am

Move to a colder place, everyone knows frozen pizza is useless

bluz74 5 Nov, 2012 @ 10:12am

Hope they don't go after my sausage.

What? I like to make homemade sausage in my spare time.

MentallyillGamer(Kaddam) 5 Nov, 2012 @ 12:44pm

I'd laugh because their rule would be a temporal one.

DarkCrystalMethod 5 Nov, 2012 @ 2:29pm

I for one welcome our doughy overlords.

Noob Tactics 5 Nov, 2012 @ 2:30pm

yes the feast has BEGONE!

RADKILLA[420] 6 Nov, 2012 @ 3:00pm

stupidest question ive ever heard....what awaste of 20 seconds.......

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76561198075200817 7 Nov, 2012 @ 1:21pm

I would eat cereal.

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Tusken GA 7 Nov, 2012 @ 1:23pm

Originally posted by Tis A Mystery:
Move to a colder place, everyone knows frozen pizza is useless

Somebody's never had Digiorno.

Last edited by Tusken GA; 7 Nov, 2012 @ 1:52pm

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RebootCA 7 Nov, 2012 @ 1:33pm

I would call Pizza The Hut.

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K L A X I T R O N 7 Nov, 2012 @ 1:33pm

I would call upon the power of the mighty overlord of french baquets to call down a rain of bioling butter to incinerate the pizzas into magic pixie dust which man kind uses to produce pixie nukes and the world is destreyed by pixie nuclear warfare and THEN the aliens come bring back the pizza to become zombie pizza. The zombie pizza than realises that they are stronger and they take over again, MEANWHILE the coachroaches rise out of the ground and eat the pizzas, and the roaches recover an alien terraforming device that restores earth resulting in the process happening over and over again until Mike passes the controller.

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Keonyn ♣ 7 Nov, 2012 @ 1:57pm

I would stock up on Anchovies to keep them all away for fear of being made in to a disgusting pizza.

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