you're the man, donny

you're lovely
(i'm fkin stupid)

+rep its the president. send elon my best.

To: Mr. Donald J. Trump (The Main Character)
From: Elon Skennedy (General goofy gremlin)
RE: Highly Classified Resident Evil Operation

Dear donny,

You are hereby summoned to attend an OFFICIAL Resident Evil Game Marathon at my humble (but emotionally volatile) residence.

Expect:

-Every Resident Evil game from PS1 jank to full HD trauma

-Snack rations so abundant they violate international law

-Alcohol deployments every time someone says “What is this?!” or ANY door animation sequence is shown (we're cooked in the first 3 games btw)

-Me, shouting at zombies and looking heroic in sweatpants

You, my sweet orange beacon of chaos, are cordially invited to attend in whatever outfit makes you feel the most powerful (suggested: tactical robe and fluffy sockies).

Please RSVP before I start dramatically looking out windows and sighing. Your presence is critical. Not just to the mission... but to me.

Fank yew,
Elon Skennedy

i just felt cute, might change it later (fanks hehe)