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ScoopsLass 25 May, 2021 @ 3:08pm 
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toddjob 25 May, 2021 @ 2:01pm 
i think its time you left chan and came home, bruh!
toddjob 23 May, 2021 @ 2:16pm 
bruv!
ScoopsLass 7 Feb, 2021 @ 7:03am 
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Enth 7 Feb, 2021 @ 2:20am 
S I M P I N G 4 JESUS CHRIST
ScoopsLass 25 Jan, 2021 @ 10:54am 
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GetzZz 14 Jan, 2021 @ 8:20pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Enth, i live on! While i was job hunting back in June of 2020, i fell ill with the covid. Things took a turn for the worst, and i was placed onto a ventilator. For the last 7 months, i was in a medically induced coma. I just awoke minutes ago and my first thought was to tell you that i am back. Still looking for a job. Best regards, Getz.
ScoopsLass 7 Oct, 2020 @ 9:54am 
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ScoopsLass 24 Aug, 2020 @ 4:18pm 
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GetzZz 2 Jun, 2020 @ 8:56pm 
Hey Enth, i just recently got out of jail and thought you'd want an update. I'm looking for a job, and seeing that the Mall Of America is closed, i was wondering if you had any suggestions. Best regards, Getz.
GetzZz 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:35pm 
Hey Enth, i'm going to the Mall of America on June 30th, you want anything?
GetzZz 22 May, 2019 @ 5:48pm 
Hey Enth, i'm going to the Mall of America on May 29th, you want anything?
GetzZz 17 Apr, 2019 @ 11:19pm 
Hey Enth, i'm going to the Mall of America on April 20th, you want anything?
GetzZz 9 Mar, 2019 @ 10:02pm 
Hey Enth, i'm going to the Mall of America on March 23rd, you want anything?
GetzZz 7 Feb, 2019 @ 12:53am 
Hey Enth, I’m going to the Mall of America on February 17th, you want anything?
I_van 10 Jan, 2019 @ 7:42pm 
Hello everyone, concerned Christian father here. Recently my 11 year old son downloaded the video game Fortnite after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me a “default” and did a strange dance. His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud rave (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the battle bus”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
GetzZz 3 Jan, 2019 @ 10:22pm 
Hey Enth, I’m going to the Mall of America on January 11th, you want anything?
I_van 2 Jan, 2019 @ 8:02am 
So I have been talkin' to this sweet gal and buying her nudes for around 6 months. Thursday I decided to finally invest in a lifetime subscription to her Premium Snapchat. Then the "THOT" audit" happened and now she has deleted all her social media and I can't message her... I am now not only down $500 with rent coming up on the 1st but I have also lost a good friend. ♥♥♥♥ you Alt Right. Just... ♥♥♥♥ you.
GetzZz 15 Dec, 2018 @ 7:57pm 
Hey Enth, I’m going to the Mall of America on December 16th, you want anything?
I_van 13 Dec, 2018 @ 7:21pm 
[Serious] Today I [40M] caught my wife [19F] having an orgy [2hrs] with my sister [19F], father [81M], and nanny [107F]. I took my bags [9lbs] and left to an overnight motel [$40/n] to think things out. Should I end our marriage [3yrs] or try therapy [$100/hr]??
I_van 9 Nov, 2018 @ 11:29am 
Please stop beating my son, he gets it enough at home.
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I_van 25 Aug, 2018 @ 12:14am 
Greetings,

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I_van 28 Jun, 2018 @ 5:22pm 
I will warn you my libido is almost insatiable so be prepared for repeated rectal trauma if you so choose to take your chance with me.
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I_van 1 May, 2018 @ 3:10am 
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I_van 11 Mar, 2018 @ 4:32pm 
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Enth 18 Feb, 2018 @ 11:30am 
woh
I_van 18 Feb, 2018 @ 10:41am 
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I_van 1 Feb, 2018 @ 6:39pm 
Hey its me, Gordon Freeman, I was gone for a while but I'm back now and I'm gonna get back to hitting guys with my crowbar.
Its nice to see you again Alyx, hows your Dad doing? Still up to his cooky experiments? haha
Well it was nice chatting with you but there are a lot of other people I need to catch up with, I'm sure I'll meet up with you soon, its been nice chatting
I_van 30 Jan, 2018 @ 2:47pm 
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GetzZz 21 Jan, 2018 @ 12:22am 
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I_van 9 Jan, 2018 @ 10:50pm 
Hey its me, Gordon Freeman, I was gone for a while but I'm back now and I'm gonna get back to hitting guys with my crowbar.
Its nice to see you again Alyx, hows your Dad doing? Still up to his cooky experiments? haha
Well it was nice chatting with you but there are a lot of other people I need to catch up with, I'm sure I'll meet up with you soon, its been nice chatting
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I_van 9 Jan, 2018 @ 8:14pm 
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I_van 29 Dec, 2017 @ 9:30pm 
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Crikes, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, my! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And Im leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!!
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I_van 19 Dec, 2017 @ 10:40pm 
ok ♥♥♥♥ you man

JUST BECAUSE you took over the world with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scarfs does NOT meen you have a big penis
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I_van 15 Oct, 2017 @ 10:11am 
At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.
GetzZz 25 Sep, 2017 @ 10:23pm 
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I_van 13 Sep, 2017 @ 2:53am 
Enth 4 Sep @ 2:34am Delete
hey Enth (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
I_van 27 Jul, 2017 @ 10:41am 
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch ♥♥♥♥ is going inside of her vagina, hitting them walls. I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my ♥♥♥♥. There had to have been about two pints of ♥♥♥ everywhere. People say I ♥♥♥ like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
I_van 27 Jul, 2017 @ 10:41am 
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to ♥♥♥♥ her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my ♥♥♥♥. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my ♥♥♥♥. Booya.