Recent reviews by MyNameChef

Loved it, it's such a comfy lil game. Very cute too.

I'm glad that they kept their promise and made an absolute banger game. Small issues performance wise but they're not that big. The planets are breathtaking, especially on higher graphics quality.

Pretty big grind, but its enjoyable to an extent. Some changes are good (I can't remember), some are horrendous (eximus I'm looking at you). Hopefully my keyboard will suffer no longer with auto-melee coming soon.

Pretty easy to get lost and side tracked, but that's the fun of it. Wish ballistas, greatbows and bows got some buffs, they feel relatively weak against anything not standing still because of projectiles, and ammo capacity really doesn't help. Melee builds are a huge hit or miss, colossal weapons being better than DS3's but feel weak due to their very low attack rate, and so lower dps and higher risk compared to something like a greatsword. Magic is magic. Boc is a good fellow.

I hate how much I like this game. 540 hours and 1k more on the side from my life used up on this damn game. Story is less than enjoyable, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does it feel good bashing heads with sledgehammers, blowing raiders and gunners alike up with missile launchers, and wreaking absolute havoc in the battlefield. The pure ecstasy this injects in me is unparallel. My monke brain neurons activate everytime i see the exp bar increase. Mods make it even better. But hey, it's a great shooter but a bad fallout game. Sad that the glowing sea, probably the best place in the whole game besides Far Harbour, was underutilized.

Statues spit poison at you, deadlier than enemies in swarms.

11/10 truly realistic would havel armor again

You kill giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hellspawns, you shoot cool ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guns and you collect mini doom guys over the levels. What the ♥♥♥♥ is there not to love?

Definitely qualifies as an authentic zombruh moment

You can't do a mining marathon, but you can create slimes with magic.

Emily/10 would marry Penny again

Makes a flying dorito bag

420/10 would r8 agin 10/10 m8