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zFn 6 Jul @ 8:29pm 
come on overkill, really? its like you're not even trying to make the game remotely realistic anymore. a 9mm carbine length submachine gun, that you've shoved into the primary weapon slot? and then it does more damage than weapons that fire much higher velocity and larger caliber rounds? what??

if we're going to break that far from realism, can we get a gun that shoots out the extend-o boxing glove next?

P.S. literally no one asked for a SUB2000, but everyone and their mothers has been asking for a VECTOR. but thats none of my business.
zFn 3 Jul @ 3:29am 
Okay gang, this heist is a bit unusual, but it'll keep our gang alive and well for years to come. The mark is Starbreeze's head office in Sweden, where you'll be stealing the table. On that table is a number of life-changing advancements that will improve the gang's lifespan exponentially. It's gotten pretty full as of late, so we'll be calling in Bile to airlift it out of the offices once you get it into position. It'll be tough, lots of staff working on the next DLC. But I think it's about time for the tables to turn in our favor
zFn 1 Jul @ 8:03am 
Let's get you back in the queue. This is a small server issue, usually low-traffic. But there's been a mixup in the gamepass download expectations, meaning theres a lot more stress than usual on the servers. Decide how you wanna do this. Beat the online only by downloading a mod that allows for offline solo play and wait for matchmaking to come back online. Or go on the store page and leave a negative review before refunding the game. Its your call. You've done this 2 times before. But hey, there's no rest for the servers.
DuBu 29 Apr @ 8:03pm 
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DuBu 29 Apr @ 8:03pm 
Signed by DuBu :D
DuBu 29 Apr @ 8:03pm 
Signed by DuBu :D