He's somehow managed to have 350 hours in the last 2 weeks even though there's only 336 possible hours in a two week span

I actually don't even know how this is possible. I'm concerned his PC is going to become an improvised explosive device after transcending time somebody please check in on him

Better than Twilight... Hope they forgive him one day.

Alright let me paint you a picture. We're playing Apex - He's much better than I am and I'm bottom fragging in arenas. Then homeboy ejects us out of the lobby, doesn't respond to any questions or remarks - Gets out mf Sun Tzu's The Art of War and just goes on an unsolicited rant about verses in the book. He's thrown us into a battle royale and is just going ham on these Sun Tzu quotes. I swear he muted me and just kept talking because he didn't even pause when I tried to interrupt him while he sayin "Never charge a fortified position." We go about 13 games, not even top 20 once, and I swear he's throwing to get the opportunity to read another quote and give me unsolicited advice from the Chinese war bible. I'm dumbfounded by how this happened or why he stuck with the bit for a whole hour, but he combed through at least 10 pages of this ♥♥♥♥. I'm not even mad at that. I'm mad at how awful I was in Apex while homeboy was spitting ancient terracotta warrior knowledge at me

This guy kisses his girlfriend after top

day 927 of you not apologizing after eating my pizza

i still haven't forgotten about the pizza incident of 2019 just in case you were wondering