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+rep | cool cat

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

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Hey Man, i have a very important message to share with you today.
Recently i've noticed there has been an abnormal increase in people spamming big chunks of texts that makes no sense on other people's profiles, they call it a pasta something or idrk, what even does a big chunk of text has to do with a type of Italian food that is typically made from an unleavened dough of durum wheat flour (semolina) mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. It's not funny guys. stop it, you're wasting everyone's time, imagine how the people that took 5 minutes out of their day just to read it feels about it ... not to mention how unbelievably childish it is to just drop a random big chunk of text on someone's profile, it's the internet equivalent of ringing someone's door bell and running away. very rude and not cool to do guys. so yeah, please spread this message guys. and just.. stop spamming people's profiles with big chunks of text.

LMAO, They dc'd on third hook. I need me my bloodpoints and hooks for a challenge lmao -rep

this mans just proxcamping even when we had a dc´d, imagine being that cringe lmfao

+rep for actually trying to play the game when I had 2 kills, instead of just hiding.

You also juked my blind ass several times there too, but we won't talk about that. lmao

cursed. cursed copy pasta

I need to ask u something and i want u to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward with us after this but I have to know how u feel.I have kept this in for a while and its about time i was straight up and confront u about it. I hope this doesnt ruin our relationship we already have.I just need to know and i cant see any other way to get over this, it just doesnt seem fair on me if i dont get an answer. I want u to tell me truthfully, no matter what it is i just want ur honest opinion..do u know the muffin man?

PCs are for sad geeks who have no life.

Game consoles are for those who want to entertain themselves.

I once tried using a PC - it was an absolute nightmare! (those who create these various versions don't exactly make them for the novice; they wrongly assume EVERYONE is a Geek) And using it was WORSE!!! Besides, I've ALWAYS used XBox, and it's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. And when PCs become as easy to use as XBox, games are as easy to load into PC as it is for XBox, and there's Halo 2 ported to PC (or better still, XBox games are compatible with PC), THEN I'll use it And You PC-ers DARE to accuse Bill Gates of being the 'Antichrist'?! At least he makes his game consoles EASY to buy & use!!!

So, until then, I say:

GET THEE BEHIND ME, PC-SATAN!!!

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still a cutie kitten

Cutie Kitten

nuzzles ur necky wecky OwO

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big OOF

No u

rusty is biggest baka OwO

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Saying this now, Rusty gives best pats. << Hands down, straight fact.

No u

Ur mom gay

Love all of you guys. Your such amazing people and Im so happy to be friends with all of you.

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RUSTY IS A TRUE BROTHER ME AND HIM GO WAY BACK TO THE BROCKEN DAYS OF SCP SL

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