I love it when my boyfriend puts Vitamin D milk inside of my butthole using the classic Dildo Funnel. Once, he even poured in a cup and a half of Grapenuts as well. Breakfast is served, you know what I'm saying? But we're working on a dinner course now. Maybe try out some mashed taters, and perhaps even brown gravy.

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I F YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO 2 YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING THE SUCKA THAT KILLED YOU.
WE TRUE HOMIES.
WE RIDE TOGETHER.
WE DIE TOGETHER.
send A GUN to everyone you care about, including me if you care. See how many times this GUN is sent to you, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! It’s just gas blowing out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ya know! Does it really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a whiff of this, then! *BRFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAATTTTTTP* Can you smell that anon?! *brrrrftp!* I-I bet you want to put your face to my ass and sniff, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Put your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face in my ass as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, l-lick it too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; I had a big tacobowl last night! C-Can't imagine anything would happen though - *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFTP...~!*

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you want to see my anus too!! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

Eh? You've never seen an ass this big before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!*

S-S-S-So, what do you think of this- *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATP* … I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first time you've seen a girl fart this much sinc- *BRRRRRRRRRRFFTP! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Crikes, *brrrrrftp* brrrrrraaaaap* it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet AND stinky, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-* BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFAAAAAAAATP* plug it up RIGHT NOW

Does anyone else get extremely horny after they work out? After a heavy compound workout, I can't help but fantasize about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the women I see. And I don't mean normal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I think about grabbing their faces with my hands, forcing them into a wall and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them hard. I want to ask them who they belong to, as I ram my ♥♥♥♥ deeper into them. I want to ♥♥♥ deep inside of them, as I force their face into the floor. I want to make them stay there, as my ♥♥♥ impregnates them

My girlfriend is out of town and this is becoming a little bit of a problem

>this guy can not stop sucking ♥♥♥♥♥
Hey now, I need to eat food.

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If I weren't such a rich, successful and happy NEET I'd shed a tear for the wagie. The last time I teared up was when I threw a Cuban out of my Lambo and the wind blew into my eyes. I was lucky though, the super model right next to me handed me a few dead presidents to dry my eyes. Wish I had any negative memories to share to comfort the wagie but I can't find any.

Philanthropy & Altruism are not the only thing that keep the NEET busy. Thanks to the Wagecucks funding the NEET is able to travel around the globe with his NEET friends to enjoy the beauty of life. His everlasting freedom allows the NEET to take full advantage of what it means to be human. A philosophical idea that will forever be a mystery to the wagie.

You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

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しかし、あなたができなかった、あなたはしなかった、そして今あなたは価格を支払っている、あなたはばかだ。 私はあなたの上に激しい怒りを吹き込み、あなたはそれで溺れるでしょう。 あなたは死んでいる、キッド。

あなたの人生と呼ぶ哀れな小さなことを払拭する嵐。 あなたは死んでいるよ、子供。 私はいつでも、いつでもどこにでもいることができます。私は700以上の方法であなたを殺すことができます。それは私の素手だけです。 私は非武装の戦闘で徹底的に訓練されているだけでなく、米国海兵隊の兵器庫全体にアクセスできます。あなたの惨めなお尻を大陸の顔から拭き取るために私はそれを全面的に使用します。 もしあなただけがあなたの小さな「賢い」コメントがあなたを倒そうとしていた、どんな不信な報復を知っていたのであれば、たぶんあなたはあなたの舌を抱えていたでしょう。

あなたは私のことについてちょうどファックしていましたか、あなたは小さな雌犬ですか？ 私はネイビーシールで私のクラスの一番上を卒業したことを知っています。私はアルクエダの秘密の襲撃に数多く関与しています。 私はゴリラ戦で訓練されており、私は全米軍隊の一番の狙撃兵です。 あなたは私のものではなく、もう一つの目標です。 私はこの地球上でこれまでに見たことのないような精密さであなたを拭き取ってくれるでしょう。 あなたは、インターネットで私にそのことを言ってもらえると思いますか？ もう一度考えてください。 私が話しているように、私は米国のスパイの私の秘密のネットワークに連絡しています。あなたのIPは現在追跡されていますので、嵐、

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no offense

Listen up, you degenerates. You think you're so superior to me because you have a 3d girlfriend? Hah, yeah right! My 2d waifu needs no food or sleep, and wants nothing besides my love! So while your 3d trash is harping you for food, just think that I'll be with my body pillow with my waifu on it, pumping it full of my lemon gogurt until the sun comes up!

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I've had it with you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! All you do is scream and cry about how "no gf" is the worst thing to happen to you! Well, guess what, buddy! There's hunger and starvation and homeless! Those are way worse than not having a gf! So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ inconsiderate, I hope you die!

Moments later, Christian, kept alive only by 3.5B$ USD worth or life support since the great vape cloud incident of 2020. Types his reply, he sends it only to receive no response. A blank page sits beneath his while the animated rain falls in the background. He has won, or has he? With no more comments to counter, no more replies to retort, what does he do?
He falls back into his seat (Or would if he wasn't 5000lbs) in the agony of his realization. There is no more reason to go on, no more reason to live, no one to follow, no more coat tails to chase, no one more to look up to, to envy, to strive towards.
Tyler is dead.
TYs is dead.
God is dead.
TAAAAAAAAASTY for once in his life, gathers up all his resolve and makes his own final decision.

What is life worth living if the is no life in life anymore?
He reaches for the throw lever to turn of the 10000 GW generator that has been powering his life (support) for so long. As he struggles to reach the 3 foot gap in between him and the lever, he gets light headed from all the exertion, he passes out.

While passed out he is granted by a vision so clear, so pure, that he sheds a tear down his 45 chins. As if angles had reached down from the heavens to deliver it https://track3.mixtape.moe/iazwtk.webm
He knew what he had to do, he braced himself for the mountain he had to climb, he mustered up all the strength he had left in his body and unleashed the beast.

He had done it, the lever to his life was pulled, the generator and life support came to a halt. All was quiet (outside the gurgling and heaving). This was it, it was all coming to an end. Soon he would be free, reunited with his one true cause. He closed his eyes drawing his last heavy breath, and it was done.

But the he wakes up in hell and asks "WHATS GOING ON, WHATS HAPPENING?", the Devil then pulls out a passage from the bible and recites it. " (1 Corinthians 6:19-20 NIV) [19] Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; [20] you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body ." He crumbles realizing what he has done, to spend the rest of eternity in the depths of hell, never to reunite.

But as in the vision the sky tore in two to reveal an angelic sight, "Is this it, will I be redeemed, will I be forgiven, will I have happiness once more?" He reached out to TAAAAAAAAASTYS hands.......but he did not grasp them, a note of paper was placed and the man who placed it slowly rose as he descended. Bewlidered TAAAAAAAAASTY opened it to see what wisdom it held, maybe it was a message to help change him, to bring him to heaven.

As he opened it and the words revealed themselves he was speechless...........
"Meme"
and on the back,
"P.S. Lolggclosenotevenclosegitgudnerd"
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"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM TYS IS BULLYING ME AGAIN, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"

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hi, elliot rodger here. well, this is my last comment.
it all has to come to this. today is the day of retribution.
women are worthless. i will slaughter all those beautiful girls who rejected me.
if i cant have one, no one should have one. my genocide crusade begins here.

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i might be a white 😇 nationalist 🇺🇸 but if i see a fine 😰💦 ass 🍑 negroid girl 🙈 my bloodline 💉about to be a mudline 🏜

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WE TRUE STAND USERS
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whyte ppl i hate u cuz

1. u all racist
2. u pale as hell
3. u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid
4. u stereotype ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuz u all dumb
5. ur fat
6. u look like marshmallows
7. u look like gluesticks
8. u close minded
9. u jus straight up ♥♥♥♥♥
10. u make me sick
11. u all like fishin for sum reason
12. u all have dogs
13. u think u a good race when u ain't even human
14.u look ugly as hell
15.u a disgrace
16. u think u know bout ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so much when u don't
17. u all got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass voices
18. u speak like British ppl
19. u all gay
20. u have no place in hiphop so u shud stop listenin to it

Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Go and watch your stupid anime ♥♥♥♥ while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

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THERE WAS ONE LINE YOU JUST HAD TO CROSS. YOU WERE STANDING ON IT THE WHOLE TIME, NOW YOUR OFF THE LINE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥.