Recent reviews by kyle

ouuuououuuu sexooooo

epic

10/10

trains and ♥♥♥♥

game kept soft locking after initially selecting language, then clicking the play button. doesnt support resizing or weird resolutions. for whatever reason 1920x1080 fills my 2560x1080 monitor even with fullscreen set to off, then it overflows the monitor so you cant see part of the window

lack of character customization, bad writing, bad animation, bad voice acting, tight constricted streets combined with clunky driving leads to unavoidable crashes which lead to being wanted by nearby cops instantly, becoming wanted on foot spawns swarms of flying gun robots with homing bullets behind you which causes regular cops to spawn around you when you shoot the robot cops (luckily if you can run a little bit away they will just disappear along with your wanted status), buggy, two hours in and still no open world

i headshot a random NPC and it flew into the sky almost like that scene in Django

the is the first and last time a buy a game day one (should be common sense not to do this)

game

i dont get why everyone says this game is hard to run. the loading bar runs at a constant 60FPS for me and looks great.

game

brand new launcher prevents the game from starting. horrible drm. online takes forever to load and is often rampant with high level players abusing their literally invincible trucks, explosive rounds and other weapons that only take one shot to kill you at any time, and hoverbikes that fly around and blow things up indiscriminately. no modding, no offline single player, cant play the game half the time anyway.

thanks r*etard