Recent reviews by Devout

just the fact that toby is only charging for 4 chapters only as of right now, when he could easily just charge full price with the reputation he has - and if you buy now, the latter chapters are free updates..

oh games good btw ＼（＾ ＾）／

has the entire universe in it, only 5 gb, which is about the size of one gun model from the newest cod

Honestly blew my expectations away. I've been using it for half a year now daily and haven't ran into any deal-breaking issues, which is extremely impressive for software of this caliber. Easily worth the price.

this game is the closest you can get to a psychedelic trip without actually taking any

Chronos is what all twinks aspire to be at 80.

season 3 Elphelt please I know it's never happening but thanks :*

The audacity to charge 15 euro for three PvE missions not even a couple of months after you scrap the promised PvE Story Mode is incredible. Not even included in the battle pass. Not that anyone should be buying anything in this game after Blizzard's track record.

Oh btw CEO Bobby Kotick keeps denying that any sexual harrasement happened. That's where your money is going.

The first encounter of the game is fighting your own sexuality as Zagreus appears on screen.

Still waiting for the King Minos bodypillow on the New Blood store u.u

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