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Eating mustard with Oreos? Not in my Godd4mn Country.
To the Buffoons behind the USA Today crossword puzzle, Today's (2/12/20) clue for 10 down was "Cookie that some people eat with mustard", i eventually filled in "OREO." I was confused but willing to admit my ignorance for the sake of completing your godforsaken puzzle, and then i tried it. you bastards. I Would hope that given the cultural influence of the USA today crossword puzzle, the puzzle masters would exert some sort of quality review for their clues, oreos and mustard?---I can now inform you with learned experintial certainty---are WRETCHED. I would be very appreciative if you would kindly refund $0.14---the exact cost of the 4 Altoids i had to consume to get the taste out of my mouth---to my venmo. i'm willing to forgive the cost of the oreo:$0.18. the mustard was free. get your godd4m Mustard Out of my oreos you sick bastards.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a rat, she was one-years-old and she lived in a cage, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the other rats in the cage so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special cage to kill her, as humane as possible but the machine they were using went wrong. And she then she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by biting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other people, and she will haunt someone else who doesn’t.

This isn’t fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow.

we must retake the motherland comrad