Recent reviews by mummee

I love this game

If you are a nonbeliever of Save Jesus, I do not personally lead myself to believe you are foolish, but believe you are simply confused and misguided. Witnessing a single hour long session of Save Jesus has taught me more than all my hours at school combined. I see now that after this session, the intelligence of those around me is comparable to a domesticated turkey. Opening Save Jesus for the first time built something inside of me, and now my eyes are completely open to the lord. I now outsmart any man, woman or child on the entire face of this pathetic planet, but if Save Jesus has taught me anything, it's to respect thy brother and sister for thou shall not look down upon one another, but bring thy companions up and triumph even in the face of sin just as Jesus did when crucified on the cross. This is not a game, but a work of art thats needs to be shared with the world, so I shout out my wisdom given to me by the lord and tell you, rise up! Don't let the Devil subdue your love for the Christ. Join me my brother and sister, no matter your race, ethnicity, nationality, disabilities, sex, sexual orientation, gender expression, or gender identity. You see, there is only those who have played Save Jesus and those who have not. As long as you spread goodness throughout the world, God will give back to you and your loved ones. No matter how bleak the moment may seem, the Lord has a plan for you, little one. Give praise to the Creator for all that he has given us! All praise Jesus! We must spread thy name of Jesus by requiring all children to play this game 3 times a day (a play before each meal) to help lead our children towards the path of holiness. Those who chose not to participate in the actions of the daily ritual of Save Jesus will not be punished for they are already punishing themselves towards a darker path and is alreasy loses enough simply by not playing it. This "game" if you so call it (like i stated before I believe its more of an art than a game) is a life changing experience, and if you chose no to "play" it then you sir are the true loser and there is nothing to do for you except continuing to push you in the right direction. May god bless your soul! 100/10 Amen! Hallelujah!

I crashed that castle like I crash my ♥♥♥♥ into your Grandma! BEEP BEEP! Out of da' way! ♥♥♥♥ comin' through!

You get to beat mom

This is outrageous, Hyper Hippo Games! I was a semi-fan of your more popular games like Adventure Capitalist, Mech Mice, and my favorite of all, Phrase Shift, but this game is STUPID!!! How DARE you excite me by putting communist in the name and yet disappoint me with a dumb game! I apologize to the Mother's at home looking for an exciting communist game, because this is NOT it! There's barely ANY communism! I was expecting to rule over my low life citizens with an iron fist and make them work day and night building statues of me while my servant fed me grapes on my sofa, but what I got instead was some trashy clicker game about making potatoes! WHAT KIND OF COMMUNIST DO YOU THINK I AM, HYPER HIPPO GAMES!!! MAKING POTATOES IS FOR THE PEASANTS!!!

Ah, Plants vs Zombies 1. Back when the world made sense. My friend bob seems to like this series, but I see right through your twisted lies. Because of you, bob is broke cause he spent all his money on pay to win zen garden bean plant you sick monsters. How do you sleep at night?

This game sucks! I. Need. Minivan.

puts me to sleep everytime

Short version of my review:
Positives:
-Great concept
-Events that are humorous and keep the game feeling fresh
-Devs are still updating the game

Negatives:
-Frustrating when losing
-Games are often at times decided on luck rather than skill
-Can feel repetitive

In depth review:
This is a very fun management game and I'm happy to see that the devs are still updating the game. It doesn't require a ton of focus so it's great for listening to podcasts, music, or just chatting with some friends. I do feel that the game does get repetitive and it's hard to keep playing after a long session because losing can get frustrating because you will have to completely restart after you lose. I also feel that there's needs to be more things to do that involve strategy and less RNG and knowing what each thing does. A lot (not all) of the game is around getting good events and knowing which choice to choose because these events can be the difference between winning easily or losing horribly. On the other hand though, they also keep the game fresh and interesting and adds a benefit to those who have gone through all the questions to find the best answers. I think they could simply add something else to balance these events out so players don't feel cheated whenever they get a bad event. At the time of this review the second campaign came out with the addition of the "raid" mechanic and without actually being able to try it out yet, I can already say the devs are heading in the right direction withing adding new things to keep the game fresh, but I'm also concerned this will just bring more random outcomes into the game

FINAL VERDICT:
If you're just looking for a simple management game or something to do while listen to music, I would recommend this game. It's simple and doesn't require a ton concentration and doesn't require a lot of time either. Anyone can simply open the game for maybe 5-10 minutes and just play a quick game. On the other hand, if you're looking for a more complex game that requires a lot of thought put into it, where there's tons of choices to be made about how to do one thing to the next, then this probably isn't the game for you, YET. The reason why I say yet is because even thought at the moment the game is extremely simple, it could easily become more complex as the devs add more and more to the game. I would suggest waiting a while until they add more to fit the more complex play style

Binding of Isaac does this far better