Steam Topluluğu :: Dolphin :: Profil Yorumları

Sultan 2 Haz 2024 @ 15:56

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just Kum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pu$$y jelly. Scientists were like "holy sh!t, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pu$$y jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's d!ck, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fuxing Kumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pu$$y Jelly, and just fuxing Kum myself to death