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The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the ♥♥♥♥ on
so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could ♥♥♥♥ all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot
Whats your story?
>Homosexual
Yeah. Right.
CU4M - See you for Memes.
PWM - Parents watching my Memes.
IPM - I'm posting Memes.
WTTM - Want to trade memes?
OMIFOC - Over-meme'ing in front of computer.
KPML - Keeping parents memeless.
MOC - Meme of choice.
IWMN - I want memes now.
CD5 - Hide the memes! (code 5, equivalent to "PWM".)
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you sloote