Recent reviews by Sophisticated Gumi-chan

I love the simplciity of this game. It's not even a game itself, it's just a physics simulator that loads in board game assets, that you use. Everything you could do in real life, like throw the board, or steal money from the bank, or fake-roll the dice you can do in this. So amazing.

I have played every numbered Far Cry game since the first one. This is by far THE BEST Far Cry ever made! The attention to detail of the characters, the realism in a hellscape of non-stop baddies, the fact that animals don't pause because "oh he's in dialog, I better think twice about eating right now", the likeable companions, the variety of weapons you can use. It's all just brillaint. BUY THIS GAME!

well good init m8

This game is great, once you learn the mechanics, that it doesn't teach you, and work around the glitches that have been in the game since the first one, like spinning guards/dogs.

This is the definition of a pay2win DLC.

Poorly ported to PC. Audio cuts out for everyone constantly. Random crashes galore. GFWL used to be a problem, but they finally ported this piece of garbage to Steamworks, that's one less problem with it. The enemies are very cookiecutter, the gameplay is dull, to the point of nothing can kill you because you're just Dr. Manhattan stomping through Rapture. You trip over ammo/medkits/money every 5 inches. No challenge at all.

Steamworks version fixed a lot of problems. Get it.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ controls, no real objective. Just mindless violence.

This game sucks.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ The Specialists clone. 1/10.