Recent reviews by PimpyTheQuick

Fun game. Could pop bloons for a kajillion hours.

The game is a bug that keeps getting bigger. When it first came out, it was functional. You could walk around and use the video player to watch online videos. An update came around and the video function stopped working. More updates have come and now the only option on the main menu is to quit. It tells me to reload the game and check my steam connection. I have restarted the game and my connection is fine. Hoping your next update loads a black screen and makes my computer detonate. Look forward to it.

Character dies of fall damage if you fall more than 2 feet. Map is filled with giant rock walls that make it impossible to find your way back to Christmas tree. Not fun.

I don't like it. Co-op is just regular matches NOT story mode.

Love the difficulties. Very Easy is....not easy at all. Half of the things in this game kill you instantly and the rules in the pause menu tell you if you mess up it takes away one of your hearts....I saw it do that once, It also says you'll start on the floor you previously left. It sends you back to the beginning of the game. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Major suckage. Why don't you just put "collect all of the bananas" on the help screen in the pause menu? It would make me laugh at least after playing this dump and it would be better than the lies you wrote. Idiot boy

Thought it was a good idea to get it on sale. Played it and the further you go, the more diarrhea it dumps on you. Even on casual. Shi-T-T-Y unresponsive controls. Either jump straight up or long jump and no adjusting. BUT OH ITS SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE CASTLEVANIA, more like fuc-k-ylvania. The icing on the cake or the sperm in my mouth as I would like to call it is the final boss. I played through the game and got all the characters as I beat levels, except the one optional lightning guy who you pretty much need to beat the final boss. WHY TF WOULD YOU DO THAT? I spent like a half an hour trying to run into the moon back and forth with bat p-ussy until I won. F-uck this game, don't give these down syndrome daddys your money

Cool new game! Very simple and fun to look at. Super mysterious and pretty fun to play.

BUGS AND GLITCHES GALORE! Got the game on sale despite the mixed reviews and the negatives were kind of right, but furthermore this game is full of bugs, I've gotten stuck on almost every short story because of the game not properly functioning and allowing me to open the next door, invisible walls, falling through the map and more. I actually can't beat the game because I'm stuck on the car one. I go inside the barn to get the alternator for the car and the bad guys spawn on the barn door and I get to listen to endless "COME HERE CITY BOY!" and "WE WILL FIND YOU!" The only way out is that barn door and no matter what I do, the bad guys won't move and render the door impossible to open. If only I could jump .3 feet then I could get out of the window on the 2nd floor. I wish more reviews mentioned the bugs. There's a ton, don't buy, even if it's on sale.

The game is wonderful, however due to EA having the rights to this game, you must install their launcher. I have attempted to run the game and it crashes instantly every time. Can't even play it, thanks Electronic Farts! Refund time.

all you do is search an empty world for loot to sell and buy flashlights? This is awful. refund