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5.7 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)

this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks

Posted 29 April.

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45.9 hrs on record (45.3 hrs at review time)

every time i try to use it i start bleeding from my eyes and convulsing on the floor

Posted 17 April.

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Not Recommended

0.3 hrs on record

Gameplay was ok, not the best roguelike or card game I've played but also not the worst. What makes me hesitant to recommend the game to anyone, let alone play it is the fact that most of the game uses ai generated images in place of real art. The worst part is that the actual art style (not the ai slop) is actually really nice. This game lures you in with the promise of a dark, "Don't Stave"-esq deckbuilder and smacks you in the face with a bunch of abysmal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Posted 22 February.

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261.5 hrs on record (21.4 hrs at review time)

i want to have a steamy makeout sesh with p03

Posted 1 January.

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15.6 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)

the best tower defense game ever, while managing to hold that title for 16 years

Posted 31 December, 2024.

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11.8 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)

im zumaing all over the place oughhhhh its all over the screen

Posted 31 December, 2024.

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1,188.1 hrs on record (1,053.5 hrs at review time)

its good

Posted 13 June, 2024.

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87.7 hrs on record (45.9 hrs at review time)

who up papaing they louies rn???

Posted 5 June, 2024. Last edited 12 June, 2024.

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Not Recommended

0.3 hrs on record

i love tower defense games.

just not this one

Posted 25 April, 2024.

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66.1 hrs on record (65.6 hrs at review time)

i love this game but they should fix the bug where after i see the noise my pepenis goes up

Posted 23 March, 2024. Last edited 18 September, 2024.

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