Recent reviews by Technochips

man, i love fishing.

little fun horrifying game with over nine thousand hours of gameplay, oops.

i would like to dedicate this review to my great human axeman xiza thomodnathob, who once has traveled to zägel shash around the year of 102, did something i don't remember, then while leaving, has accidentally stood there at the edge of the map for approximatively five years doing absolutely nothing. lived pretty peacefully, though he became stressed then haggard at some point. he killed one goblin at some point during a siege, marking his very first notable kill, was very proud of him.

honestly i don't know how he lived this long, maybe he was just really dedicated to this

he eventually succumbed when he got targeted by a cyclops on the year of 107. i had full hopes on him, thinking he'd ♥♥♥♥ up the ♥♥♥♥ out of the thing, but he didn't, he died. sent my entire milita on this cyclops for revenge. this was pretty successful, no losses for my part except for a baby.

may this man rest in peace.

my favorite moment was when geezer says "it's gomez time" and then gomez gets the fez.

genuinely awesome game, the few hundred dollars were worth it for the ending.

Good, but the servers are mostly filled with professional veterans.

okay this is unepic
epic bad

am i cool enough?

no really, you should not buy this, the money might go to epic games, and they're gonna close the steam store page to make it an epic store exclusive game, something that you shouldn't install because it sucks. by not giving epic games money, you're helping to close down epic games which have a terrible development conditions (there's employees working 100 hours per week for fortnite ffs).

game is fine tho

One of the most badass games on Earth. With a great modding community and great gameplay, you should play this game.

Now this is what I call soda.

didn't exepted the game to be that sad
4/10