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Cute piggy
Proved that lightweight works !!!
The first time I saw such person,It the first has transferred me a gift, then I have given it a key, very abruptly, there are no words, only positive emotions
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sad i am again
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You say Led Zeppelin-I say Animal Collective
You say Pink Floyd-I say Godspeed You Black Emperor
You say Metallica-I say Kanye
You say Queen-I say Radiohead
You say Aerosmith-I say My Bloody Valentine
You say Kiss-I say Swans
You say The Who-I say Slint
You say Tupac-I say Death Grips
You say Rock-i say Indie
You say Classics-I scream Alternative!!!
You say jhonn lenin-i punch you in the face
92% of teenagers have turned to dadrock.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 topics. Dont let the spirit of JEEEESUUUS CHRII-iii-IIIST die.
Haha engineering is the top field. Every bit of hardware falls down from us onto you. No one fails to realize this, there simply exist a great amount of people who feel inferior because they cant do engineering and cannot accept their inferiority.
The greatest inventors? Engineers who pretty much started the field.
Before computers what did you ♥♥♥♥ use? Short wave radios?
Another invention of engineers. Before radios? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ carrier pigeons right? Engineers invented them.
Don't get out of line, there is a huge difference between you and me because I am an Engineer (and thus a perfect human being). I am also very humble and respect you in your ignorance.
So please respect me back, it's the very least you can do.
Right now I feel like God would feel when sinners go up to him and tell him that their sins weren't too bad.
YOU DO NOT QUESTION GOD
YOU DO NOT QUESTION ENGINEERS
Because we are God.
The first time I saw such person,It the first has transferred me a gift, then I have given it a key, very abruptly, there are no words, only positive emotions
Every Saturday night for the past 5 years has been 'steak night'. Its been the same steak with no attempt to improve for 5 years. Always overcooked and burnt. My parents are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arrogant as ♥♥♥♥. They are typical 'muh bloody meat is bad' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who think they cook amazing steaks despite the fact that we have to buy new knives every month because the ones we have get broken cutting through the tough steak.
He got really defensive of his ♥♥♥♥ steak. He started telling me that he has been to dozens of steak houses including ones in America and that his steak tops the lot. Then he told me that if I want to eat blood that I 'should ♥♥♥♥ off back to Transylvania with the other romanian scum you voted to keep in the country' (i voted remain in the referendum). Turned into a shouting argument, I got fed up and headbutted the wall as hard as I could. In pain now. Dad told me I am not having any tea tonight, I'll probably go to Subway.
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You have been teleported to hell
Write this on 5 other comment sections
or you will die
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
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WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK
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"lily is the ether", he told me
i hung up and it started raining
remember: friends don't let friends watch movies
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html
What will you do now? Do you have a backup job? Will you be deported? WE'RE SO WORRIED FOR YOU!
Logical Soup was arrested and charged with possessing bestiality porn after friends sent him the clip as a joke. The footage appeared to show a woman having sex with the wild animal."
You have some bad friends man.
ProMax 19 Feb, 2012 @ 9:55pm
The first time I saw such person,It the first has transferred me a gift, then I have given it a key, very abruptly, there are no words, only positive emotions
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I have 2 dozen goats I need to get rid of. I had no idea raising goats would be this hard. These little bastards keep eating all my wife's flowers and climbing on our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cars. Nobody told me they were such good climbers. The first person to get these damn goats out of here can have them.
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