Top 420 in Public Queue (EU Ping Abuse Division)
Iron IV MMR Farmer of the Month (March 2024)
16x Participation Medalist - No Mither Nationals
Runner-Up, Entity’s Favorite Lobby DC'er Award 2023

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TOTAL EARNINGS: $4.73 + 2 Snickers Wrappers + 1 Expired Bloodpoint Code

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DBD Trash Cup: Basement Survivors Edition
Team: Obsidian Veil
Prize: $0.10 + Discord Nitro Trial

GamerJuice Invitational
Team: Euphoria Lost
Prize: $0.27 + Monster Energy tab

The Foggy Fiesta
Team: Echoes of Despair
Prize: Empty Red Bull can

Wraith’s Silent Sweep Series
Team: Nihility Reborn
Prize: DVD copy of DBD (PS4 - Russian Import)

Campers’ Paradise Clash
Team: Crimson Decay
Prize: Used Bloodpoint code

Trial & Error Tournament 3.5 Remix
Team: Hollow Genesis
Prize: $1.00 PayPal (pending)

TTV vs You 2: Electric Boogaloo
Team: Silenced Souls
Prize: Custom Claudette Sticker Pack

Entity’s Least Favorite Tournament
Team: Dreambound Eclipse
Prize: Used medkit + moral victory

Rusty Hooks League: Season 0.2
Team: Ruin Protocol
Prize: $0.13 split 4 ways

Urban Evaders Elite Invitational
Team: Phantom Dawn
Prize: 3 leftover Halloween charms

Dead Hard Cup (Pre-Nerf)
Team: WGLF4Lyfe
Prize: 2 ping spikes & dev handshake

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DS Wars: Strike Back Edition
Team: Eclipse Void
Prize: 1 Morion Shard + Dead Hard Cooldown Extended

The “Definitely Not Boosted” Showmatch
Team: Shadows in Bloom
Prize: $0.05 & post-game hate messages

Meme Build Bonanza
Team: Broken Sigil
Prize: Entire team tunneled out: no prize

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• Flashlight save that may or may not have been luck
• Looped the killer for 5 gens, while doing them
• Solo queue'd with three Claudettes hiding in lockers
• Won a 1v4 because all survivors DC’d at loading screen
• Finished a gen while Killer was AFK - still counts
• Looped Bubba for 4 seconds and survived - actual legend
• Hit by every hatchet, dodged every generator
• Played 800 hours before realizing Spine Chill was bugged
• Got flashlight-blinded by my own teammate in chase
• Escaped a match because the killer took pity on me
• Stared at a wall for 3 minutes to avoid BBQ
• Got a 4k with Insidious Basement Bubba: instantly reported
• T-bagged at the gate, tripped, died
• DC'd by accident and still got MVP
• Was in a tournament, forgot it was live, streamed Breaking Bad
• Took a protection hit and died for my squad... they all left anyway
• Equated No Mither to a personality trait
• Spent 45 minutes in custom lobby waiting for 4th who never joined
• Mistook Boon: CoH for a gen and worked on it for 20 seconds

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