Recent reviews by shy

The game may be short, but what counts is how long the dog is.

Dear Josef Fares,

Is it legal to sue you in court? I think you didn't go easy on my and my bf's feelings there bud

sincerely,
a very upset couple.

The eternal life sim that shamelessly robs your wallet thanks to EA’s immeasurable greed: a little over $200 on 50% sale for a game that’s over a decade old. And don’t forget - there’s still a store running, with SimPoints required to buy official items as if the DLCs weren’t financially devastating enough.

The same game will also melt your PC (just like your wallet), blasting your GPU with 1000+ FPS on the loading screen, unless you install a couple dozen mods just to make it boot without breakdancing into hell.

It corrupts your save files and crashes randomly, ruining your perfect Sims' day (yours as well), yet you’ll still cherish it, mod it, rebuild your perfect life - and reinstall it again six months later like nothing happened.

200/10