Recent reviews by DonutSteel

The ONLY time the game didn't spam me with guides was when I actually got lost once.
Anyway pretty boring game. Such a slog to play-through.
Kratos moves so slowly and every 10 seconds you need to crawl through some space.
Mind bogglingly boring game.
I quit half-way through. Just realized Steam says 2 hours for some reason but I'm pretty sure I played over 10 hours.

Starts off exceptional but the final hours were unbelievably disappointing, like someone else entirely took charge of the game. Nevertheless I have to give a positive review because aside from those, it's an exceptional quality. If you don't count the bad levels, it's up there with Baba and Wormholes.

My first Bullet Heaven, I thought most of it was copy pasted from *another* one for a while until I tried the *another* one but oh boy I was wrong. This game is something entirely different. In a very good way. Okay the absurdityness is limited but it might be better that way.

Super fun experience from start to finish and the annoyances are very minor (some of them also got patched already)

The backtracking gets so annoying. You never get the ability to warp to checkpoints so even for a tiny thing you gotta clear entire levels again and again and again and again and again and again.

7/10 good game but the difficulty is all over the place. Combat doesn't feel very good.

Just platinum'd this and 90% of the levels are horribly boring but it's kinda worth for the good ones.
Can't say I hated it but the first 5 hours (or first 200 levels) felt like a chore mostly completing endless tutorial-ish levels.

Also I want to note this. There aren't any CRAZY levels. Every level is really tame like it never combines too many mechanics at once or doesn't throw too much at you. Nothing to call a master challenge level (or multiple).

I love it

Superb

Extremely boring game. Travel to location, talk to NPC, travel to location, fight enemies (worst part of the game due to combat mechanics, Geralt cares more about flailing around than actually dealing with enemies), travel to location, listen to Geralt talking to himself, rinse repeat.