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How to cook the banana bay creatures
By rizzlybear
Here's a continue to the many ways to properly cook tf2 creatures (I have permission from the original Author)
   
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All-Class Feeeeesh
This is where you will learn how to make an all-class dish. but to start you off, I need to tell u the most needed assistant. You need ur garlic doggo! (up top) Garlic Doggos are a big assistant! they hold your garlic... on the top of their damn head. Anyways! back to the dish! So first off, you need to grab your trusty Neon Annihilator. Wait for any class to come into the water and then ~WHAM!~ You insta-killed your feeshi! Get your flamethrower (any of choice, Phlog reccomended) and light on fire for 25 seconds to get noice meat. cut into fine slices, and serve!
The Pootis Yeti Pasta!
This dish is very special! You will need your garlic doggo for this one! WARNING : Pootis Yeti is very rare yet hard to kill. First, wait for a pootis yeti to enter waters. smack it to death atleast 99 times untill it's face is burned from electricity. get a spit and firewood. Set up spit and ignite fire wood. Put pootis yeti on spit and put The Second Banana in it's mouth. Put Strange Bacon Grease on it to make hair ignite and decay. take off spit after 40 minutes. Cut into breast. take nice cooked meat out of breast.
make pasta. put Buffalo Steak Sandvich bits in it. add Pootis Yeti Breast parts in pasta. Wallah! You have made yourself a delicous dish!
The Tropical Scunt Salad!
First, camp at opposing team's base and wait for scunt to run out.
Second, flame scunt to death.
Third, harvest natural herbs and bananas from bay.
Fourth, cut herbs and bananas into fine slices.
Fifth, cook scunt for 15 seconds.
Sixth, cut scout liver and breast into fine slices.
Seventh, add scunt slices to salad.


Last, Serve!
Yeti Fillet!
WARNING : Yetis are the most DANGEROUS creatures on the whole planet! Be Aware!!!!

First, MURDER the Yeti you find walking across the bay (I don't know when the ♥♥♥♥ you would see one rollin' down the street and rollin' to the beat. (dead meme) )

Second, chop into fine slices from head to feet


Third, pour Strange Bacon Grease onto base of frying pan

Fourth, sizzle yeti slices on pan

Fifth, add any seasoning or spice of choice.

Sixth, harvest bananas and put them aside in chopped slices.

Seventh, put Yeti Slices onto plate and banana slices onto the side of plate

Eighth, Serve Your delicous Yeti Fillet! (normally served with All-Class Feeshi!)
Thank You for tuning in for the ways to hunt and eat Banana Bay creatures!
Thanks for tuning in for more tasty creatures of tf2! If You have any complaints or comments just comment in the box! (obviously smartass) and share what you think about teh dishes! (Again, I have the legal rights to make another guide about this from the legal Author and Publisher)
9 Comments
rizzlybear  [author] 26 Jan, 2018 @ 4:43pm 
ayy
rizzlybear  [author] 26 Jan, 2018 @ 10:15am 
meow
the freak 15 Dec, 2017 @ 3:28pm 
Oh i see now thanks. I hate letters now i can read it.
rizzlybear  [author] 15 Dec, 2017 @ 3:15pm 
oh, the picture at the top shiows you everything..... :v)
the freak 14 Dec, 2017 @ 3:36pm 
phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. NO PICTURES! How am i suppoused to read this?
PaperThread 12 Dec, 2017 @ 12:55pm 
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Whooda 12 Dec, 2017 @ 12:29am 
No recipe for Yeti Spaghetti. Rated down and reported for harrassment.
Dire 8 Dec, 2017 @ 11:54am 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO MAIN PYRO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW THANKS ALOT SIR
Bunz 8 Dec, 2017 @ 2:11am 
noice