The food item known as the “Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich” is a delicacy in households all across the globe. Despite its popularity, its process of creation is really quite simple. The below steps will attempt to describe this very simple process into a fashion that you reading this, an average human being, can greatly understand and benefit from.

First, you must obtain a pair of thin slices of a substance known as bread, made up of grains, a nutritional substance used as filler for an average human being’s regulatory dietary habits. Secondly, you must acquire a knife made specifically for spreading matter, typically condiments, to spread items that find a balance between a solid state, a state of matter that disallows passage through it, and a liquid state, a state of matter that does indeed allow you to pass through it, with some resistance involved. You first use the aforementioned knife to spread a substance that is derived from things such as fruits, which hold the flavor of the fruit it was derived from inside of it, typically flavors such as strawberry, grape, peach, blackberry, and many more. Along with the fruit, certain other things are added, such as sugar, and in some cases, artificial flavor, as well as things like corn syrup. This food product happens to be widely known as “jelly.”
You spread this “jelly” with the aforementioned condiment knife in a fashion that coats the entire face of the grain-based food item that has noticeably more width than its sister side, which is noticeably not as wide. You should also ensure that you coat only a single wide face of the grain-based food item with the “jelly”, as if you should coat both wide faces of a single slice of the grain-based food item with any of the substances mentioned below or above, you are demonstrating your lack of intelligence. Ensure that a single wide side of the slice of the grain-based food item has been evenly coated with the above mentioned “jelly” substance, with attention to not apply too much, then continue.

Next up in this simple procedure is to apply your next assigned substance. Obtain a jar or container of the like that contains a special type of butter, made expressly out of peanuts. This special butter typically comes in variants such as crunchy, which still contains bits of its original material, peanuts, mixed thoroughly throughout the jar, still in their original form, while still existing in the same spatial location as their crushed up counterparts, or creamy, which completely lacks any evidence of its non-crushed original material, peanuts, inside of the jar. After you have obtained a jar of said substance, and decided on which variant of this special butter you choose to your liking, begin to apply it using the previously mentioned, but separate copy of, the condiment knife in the same manner as its soon-to-be partner, the substance that we knew as “jelly,” by spreading this special butter evenly and conservatively on the opposite slice of the grain-based food item, on a single side of its two wide faces. Pay special attention to not use any other method of applying and spreading this special butter, such as the human peripheral known as your fingers. Also make sure that if you have taken the same condiment knife that you used to apply the “jelly" with, and used that same condiment knife to apply the special peanut based butter, that you immediately stop what you are doing, walk far away from the travesty you have just created, and mourn the loss of your sacred jar of the aforementioned special peanut-based butter, as you have applied jelly to the jar in a manner that does not involve the planned final creation, the “Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich,” thus contaminating the jar of the special butter, rendering it useless.

Lastly, now that you have two slices of the grain-based food item, with each having a single wide face of theirs coated in the substances applied to them, the “jelly” and special peanut-based butter, you can finally complete this simple tutorial. First, grip and lift one of the pieces of the grain-based food item coated in its respective substance while ensuring that nothing that could possibly contaminate the grain-based food item’s face containing the “jelly” or special peanut-based butter, and once it is high enough in the air as to enable you the ability to turn the grain-based food item so that its wide, substance-covered face is facing the opposite grain-based food item’s substance-covered face, do so while not accidentally letting any of the substance touch the surface you are or will be preparing the “Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich” on. Then, slowly make the aerial slice of the grain-based substance descend onto the opposite grain-based food item’s wide, substance covered face, so that both substances meet, while the two sides of the grain based food items’ faces that are not exposed to any substances, are exposed to air, while ensuring that both sides are layered symmetrically, so that no part of the substance covered face is exposed to air. After this step is complete, you have successfully created the “Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.”