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How to freekill on a friendly server and get away with it
By Snеk
I'm bored that's all if you actually gonna take this seriously consult your mum or someh
   
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Disclaimer
Use this guide on your own risk, since you might get banned and people would start avoiding you...Who am I kidding you're here to learn how to do it in a pro way.
Enjoy, but don't cry if you get caught or ban for 2 months xdi
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Knowledge
Well...where do I start with this.

Standards:
1. Be polite;
2. Be efficient;
3. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Let's start from most effective method:

-Silent Assassin wanna be.
Step 1. Choose a spy.
Step 2. Equip 1 of those weapon and disguise yourself as your teammate (avoid disguising as admins, micspamming people or the soul of the party since it's gotta be obvious, that something fishy going on, duh) I recommend going with heavy and keep crouching with fists/sandvich out towards unsuspicious targets.
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1427881688
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1427881622
Try to avoid using killstreak kind for freekilling since after every 5th kill it's gotta be shown to the whole server that you're on rampage...would be really hard proving that you just chilling isn't it? (Unless you really wish to piss off admins and staff for being dumbasses xdi)
Step 3. Do what you came to do
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In general go for lonely people and avoid getting attention to yourself (except good one that makes you look like a "nice/funny guy" by spy-crabbing or someh).
If someone starts crying that you keep killing them, bring the argument that if someone saw you killing in killfeed then you did it (but since it's silent killer no one saw it except him and you...and maybe your own team...maybe)
After a few minutes, results of your dirty work should look like this
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1427854787
Just keep in my mind that the higher your score the more suspicious it becomes, so be sure to take a break for 3-5 mins and play friendly as possible engineer by placing teleporter in a cool spot for your team to teleport all day long. If everyone calmed down you can repeat everything again.
Also avoid chainstabs if possible, it makes you obvious and greedy bastard...don't be like that. Have some dignity ffs

You can be caught by:
-Having highscore for no reason (only Engineers and Medics got legit reason for it kinda);
-You've been harassing micspammer, moderator, their m8s or even admin.
If you looking to prevent all kills just look for spy on your team who keeps disguising as teammates over and over and keep getting more points without having kills in the killfeed.
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1427932649


The micspammer:
This one is tricky, but if pulled right can be just as effective if not way more than the first method.
Micspam funny stories, cute/party music while playing as Engineer or Medic since they are the least suspicious of classes to go on freekilling rampage.
I have no idea how to micspam just look for VirtualCable or someh and harass f2p wearing hats players or tauntkillers.
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1427932888
Keep in my mind, that if you decide to use this method you must look fabulous af by wearing unusuals or some other fancy rare stuff you can get to be less suspicious of freekilling (also cry as much as possible about hatless ♥♥♥♥♥ doing anything you might not like, since hats=power in this game, especially on friendly servers)
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=967317251

Tauntkill:
Self-explanatory. Just keep in mind opponent team players mind get revenge on you just cuz they feel like or saw it and no one more likely would kick them for it.

Sniper:
Speaking of revenge you can get ez sniper kills for it.
Just going to servers like this just to train or look for people who tauntkill, freekill like an amateur.
Be sure to punish players like this and you would start looking like a honorable vigilante in the eyes of players (not really since most of them know you're an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥).
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1427933564

Actual freekilling like an amateur:
You lost it;
Everyone hates you;
gtfo plox
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=481956422

When you did it..."too much"
Everyone knows you "might" start a rampage every now and then, but server still tolerates you for some reason...
Admins may apply !mirror on you, so that every damage you do would return and have effect only on you resulting in being ez freekill target for a while (around 15 mins usually) or sometimes it's auto activated upon your 10th kill in a row, so keep it mind.
So try to avoid getting kills or attack meanwhile...if not you practically gonna be killing yourself.
On the other hand...you might start massive suicide cuz it;s always fohne, right?
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1427948105

Sometimes admins may feel funny and decide to punish you by changing your size.
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1427855549
Why?
1. You can't use disguises effectively since everyone will know it;s you anyway
2. You move slow af
3. You can't hide basicly and everything you do would be obvious or enter small buildings, rooms to scheme whatever you want so chill somewhere meanwhile and have actualy fun.
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1427855392


You mind change your mind overall and start looking for freekillers as well...basicly be sure to kick players who got highscore and not playing Engineer or Medic atm...or close to your score xdidi
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1427855473
Conclusion
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1427948035
You learned the ways of getting free kills on people who came to chill, taunt, micspam, dance and have a good time. You decided to step on a path of mastering the art of being a "snek" and now you can't w8 to show off things you learned to compete for legendary spot in museum after your retirement
https://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1421817917

Congratulations!
You have no friends and never will and your toxicity will never be forgotten by the next generations...or you can use knowledge presented here to search and prevent all deaths by people in depression by putting them on the ban list and be a hero who protects chill and fun, that every friendly server deserves.

*random old YT vid*
https://youtu.be/WRQ_lXaFonE

Be sure to leave comments or stories that happened after you used this guide on your reputation's risk
and leave a like, fav, follow, sub and kill me xdi



Check my other guides.
It might help you to become h8d even more for whatever reasons you want to
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4 Comments
American Johnny 5 Jul, 2018 @ 12:30pm 
this is illegal
Fabricator Theddius 1 Jul, 2018 @ 4:40am 
Congrats ur an asshole
Umbrella 1 Jul, 2018 @ 2:48am 
cheeky shit
weird looking magpie 1 Jul, 2018 @ 1:13am 
I think they also change your size on some servers because they might have some sort of addon that crushes smaller players.