The ending numbers/locations should be correct as of the full version of the game. If there are any changes to the game let me know and I'll edit the wrong bits. If Y'all think any of the bits could use some clearer wording or more explanation comment that and I'll work on it.

Thanks to:
Lourie Parker: who posted a few endings when I forgot this guide even existed
Gedelgo: For saying something about the numbers changing which got me to update/finish the guide

• 1:Don't take advice from old people Why don't you try out your new sword?
  
• 2: Watch your step Making a mountain out of a pebble
  
• 3: Cute little swords You have hearts for a reason
  
• 4: Defy authority Sword one of the dudes just doing his job
  
• 5: Trial by combat The king is dead; long live the king!
  
• 6: Warming up The floor is lava
  
• 7: Do feed the animals They can strip a cow down to the bone in under a minute
  
• 8: Flow with the water Forget to take a barrel with you
  
• 9: Negotiate a discount He'll probably see your point
  
• 10: Deep Down Dig where it tells you not to Grab a shovel and dig down towards the dragons face. Dig by the sign on the way
  
• 11: Meow Hug a soft critter
  
• 12: Kill some fish Gone fishing
  
• 13: Purple little cuties Huggibly soft
  
• 14: Face the dragon a real man fights with just his fists
  
• 15 : Power is in the numbers Fall prey to a trap at the bottom of the dark castle
  
• 16 : defeat the mighty beast Backstabbing is a legitimate strategy Get the sword and the shovel. Dig down next to shovel area and fall a bit to reach lava area one. Head right (secret wall) to fight a path to the back of the dragon. Stab the dragon from behind
  
• 17 : Playing with gunpowder well the cannon is faster
  
• 18 : Find the ruler of your heart Comfort the king
  
• 19 : Love the uniform You can't keep your hands off the guards
  
• 20 : Just 5 more minutes Hit the snooze alarm
  
• 21 : Below the pit Hey, maybe they're not instant death in this game get to bottom of the evil castle (go inside normal castle, jump on ledge to get to the top, go right jumping the drawbridge gap, go down the well, hit the switch then head right, jump over the waterfall, then head all the way right) then fall on the spikes
  
• 22 : Hanging by a thread Grab the anvil
  
• 23 : Sorry but the princess is in another castle I din't know mimics were in this game
  
• 24 : Get some vitamin C Strawb get Climb to the top of the mountain without picking up any items
  
• 25 : Make sure they're dead Double tap the minions. Or just a few more times for good measure
  
• 26 : Heavy is the burden Grab 5 items not counting the princess
  
• 27 : WMD I think the shopkeep might be hiding something. Use it nearby. Get the grapple and go to the shopkeeper left of the mountain. In his store use the grapple to find a chest in the ceiling. Open it to get an item. You should see a cannon above; use that to get the ending.
  
• 28 : Stay to stare at the fuse Turns out shielding doesn't prevent bomb damage in this game
  
• 29 : Dragons don't like shields Don't get the lava charm
  
• 30 : Clean up the chimney go from top to bottom
  
• 31 : Inside the pots Under the castle drawbridge Grab the sword, head east from the castle until you reach the well. Drop into the well and there is a hidden exit under/left of the first block on the left. Head left (jumping when you need) to get to the large open area under the gate. Get to the bottom and cut the bushes to the left. Once inside break all the pots.
  
• 32 : Sharpen your sword against something hard and round They make terrible whetstones Stab one of the rocks you can blow up
  
• 33 : Prove your faith on the right side of the mountain top
  
• 34 : Basement floor please Is there something under the elevator?
  
• 35 : Over the dragons lair Warp pipe above dragon's horde Easiest way is to grab the shovel and dig near it to get to lava area one. There's a secret wall to the right that leads to the pipe.
  
• 36 : Immune to dragon flames Forget the most important part of tanking
  
• 37 : A free hug for a greedy man Hug the shopkeep
  
• 38 : The pleasure of pushing levers at random always go left
  
• 39 : Inside the big opened chest
  
• 40 : Someone is afraid to be alone Hug the old man
  
• 41 : Heatproof shield Test the dragon fully prepared
  
• 42 : Real Heroes dont use the door Une the convieniently large air ducts
  
• 43 : Befriend someone rich How to train your dragon Get the stuffed animal and the shovel. Dig down next to shovel area and fall a bit to reach lava area one. Head right (secret wall) to find a path to the back of the dragon. Hug the dragon from behind
  
• 44 : Wrong lever Right must be right
  
• 45 : Skip the pickup lines Those clothes look good on her, but they'd look even better on her bedroom floor
  
• 46 : Running Downhill Jump off a mountain
  
• 47 : End yourself Commit sodoku
  
• 48 : Below the spikes Thread the needle at the bottom of the dark castle
  
• 49 : Big pile of corpses Rack up those kills in the trap room. (The spikes do not count. Ty Hex)
  
• 50 : Mortal combat Test your might against the evil lord
  
• 51 : Make the kingdom great again Get the princess back to the castle The fastest way to save the princess using no items is to (if you have the portal by your door) take the portal to the right of your house, swim right of the fountain, ride up the platform the get off the left side while jumping left over the button. climb the platforms to hit the hidden button on the right side to lower the drawbridge, then just walk in and up. If you dont have the portal, head right into the castle, jump on the ledge to the left to get to the roof, jump over the drawbridge hole, go down the well and hit the secret switch on the right, swim right past the waterfall, jump up the ledges near the castle, hit the secret drawbridge lowering button
  
• 52 : Express rescue Hey, the cannon works for you
  
• 53 : Fall in love with her Watch out, that first step is a doozy
  
• 54 : Love knows no bouldaries It's not a boulder; its a rock!
  
• 55 : Romeo style Forget to bring a parachute on your group jump to the right of the dark castle
  
• 56 : Give back what you took without paying Fire the missile from the cannon on the left side of the mountain
  
• 57 : Let her know about your feelings Hug the princess
  
• 58 : Peeking over the edge on top of the fortress Forget to bring a parchute to your solo trip to from the top of the dark castle
  
• 59 : AFK Are there any idle animations to kick in?
  
• 60 : Structural weakness under the castle Theres a boulder under the castle
  
• 61 : Pacifist run There's an open path at the bottom of the castle if you do it right
  
• 62 : Buried within the mountain Bring your shovel
  
• 63 : Chicken dinner You know you want to try it Sword the chicken
  

• 64 : Get to the heart of the princess The quickest way to a womans heart is through her ribcage
  
• 65 : Let the fairies help you Soak too long in the pool
  
• 66 : Achieve the dark power just past the entrance to the castle/anvil room is a ritual room
  
• 67 : There may be a way to bypass that huge door try to open the mysterious door under the drawbridge
  
• 68 : The dark lord's geekiest treasure Well he keeps it hidden in his treasure room for a reason
  
• 69 : Defeat the dark lord Back stabbing is a legitimate strategy
  
• 70 : 50% chance in front of the princess Theres a hidden switch left of the real princess
  
• 71 : Abandon your belongings sacrifice a lot of items at the altar
  
• 72 : Human sacrifice sacrifice something specific at the altar
  
• 73 : Make love, not war Hug the dark lord from behind
  
• 74 : Mimic's weakness is silver bullets Use the shotgun from the shopkeep
  
• 75 : It wasn't closed before Once you have the princess, you should pass by this on the boulder way to the castle
  
• 76 : Darkest dress There's a ritual room in the dark castle. Use the princess
  
• 77 : Cloud gaming Either use the beanstalk or glide from the mountain with an item
  
• 78 : The crown door Door is to the left of the shop. Bring a specific thing to it fastest way is to save the princess with nothing, escape out the secret passage left, jump over the dark lord, exit left, make your way up to the sacrifice room, jump over the floor panel to get to the left, go down the well, head left past the 'lack of piranhas' pool, jump up taking the secret wall path on the left, hit the switch, cross the platform it puts out, climb up the volcano, head left
  
• 79 : Chicken jump Hug a feathery critter
  
• 80: Tastes like dark chicken Bring an item to the ritual room in the dark castle
  
• 81 : Escaping together to the east Cut the scales a little close
  
• 82 : Visit the waterfalls together
  
• 83 : Not enough time The whistle
  
• 84 : Fortress artillery Shoot a warhead at the castle from the evil castle top
  
• 85 : Kill those pesky insects they were just trying to heal you
  
• 86 : Shake that barn The food stores under the castle, bring a friend
  
• 87 : No rest for the wicked Kill the 5 devs and go to their graves One dev is far to the left, near the merchant's shop, one is on top of the mountain, one is in a treasure room to the right side of evil castle (have princess and fall in anvil gap to the right), one is near the waterfall (have chicken and go from under the evil castle bridge to follow the raised platforms left), one is under the sewer which is under the castle. Easiest way is to take a shovel to the sewers and dig above the soft dirt. You do not need to kill them all in one life. Once they are all dead something opens up in the graveyard which is on the left side of the waterfall.
  
• 88 : Not so endless The desert is still longer than you thought
  
• 89 : A way through the magma Lava charm + shovel on the way to the dragon's lair front
  
• 90 : Protect yourself from that deadly attack Be more prepared for your fight with the evil lord
  
• 91 : Crossing the desert can be fun Overexert yourself
  
• 92 : Beauty and the beast the beast is the dragon fastest is to save the princess with nothing, escape out the secret passage left, jump over the dark lord, exit left, make your way up to the sacrifice room, jump over the floor panel left, go down the well, head left past the 'lack of piranhas' pool, jump up taking the secret wall path on the left, take the secret path through the vents to the right, step in front of the dragon
  
• 93 : Take the stone to its rightful owner
  
• 94 : Move in together take the princess to your home fastest way is to save the princess with nothing, escape out the secret passage left, jump over the dark lord, exit left, make your way up to the sacrifice room, jump over the floor panel left, go down the well, head left past the 'lack of piranhas' pool, jump up taking the secret wall path on the left, hit the switch, cross the platform it puts out, climb up the volcano, head right
  
• 95 : Soaking Oh hey, just jumping in water wont kill you in this game
  
• 96 : Beyond the beach On the *Far* left of the map get the item from the boat Grab the sword, head to the left of the map and stab the minions in such a way that their bodies stack up a bit. Jump from the bodies up to the left. Sacrifice your sword if you are just slightly too short after.
  
• 97 : There must be an island somewhere On the far left of the map, just keep swimming On the *Far* left of the map get the item from the boat

[/spoiler] Grab the sword, head to the left of the map and stab the minions in such a way that their bodies stack up a bit. Jump from the bodies up to the left. Sacrifice your sword if you are just slightly too short after.

98 : Feed someone hungry considering she ate you a few times she must be starving

99 : The king is also hungry Bring him some Burg

100 : Become a legend Get the 4 elemental stones to open the final door. Air, water, fire, and also kind of water One is just past the dragon, one is by the shoreline, one is buried in a spot in the desert, one is in the waterfall

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