Opening your door and walking outside might be tricky at times so just bungee jump outside with plain rope

100% chance you will die.

we know that people hate getting the bread so just shoot the bread till it flies towards you with enough momentum to crack your pp like soda can

okay you want to toast bread, you got butter? no? tough ♥♥♥♥

go steal your neighbours toaster because your a poor man

also probably give him a head concussion

okay put bread in, water the plants, realise toaster is thirsthy, water toaster

realise you didnt start the toaster, start toaster on max

leave toast in for 9 minutes

bring out toast

bring out oil

cover the toast

eat toast

feel capitalism through your blood

enter a coma








or you know just die

thats the end f*ck off