you will need to become the perfect partner, or at least more perfect than that other *****, we must learn the likes of Gaby and the dislikes, mould ourselves, and then have the determination and patience to display these new traits daily at work... or outside his house at 2am.

Gaby's likes:
• Big Booty™s
• Strims
• Nerdy weirdos
• Anime drama
• Drunken employees
• Infidelity
• Comic feminine moustaches
• Fallout cosplays

Just learn this pro dance move by move, remember it only works with a moustache!

https://youtu.be/1kd3iCATink

This dance has a proven 117% chance to attract cute hungarian boys

It is possible that other people could read this guide and try to steal your Gaby boyf, but there is a solution

Magic! The magic potion you will need is called MASCUR PERMUNSIS PREGNABORA



Ingredients:

4 tbsp olive oil
700g stewing steak, cut into chunks
30g plain flour
1 large onion, thinly sliced
2 garlic cloves, finely chopped
1 green pepper, deseeded and thinly sliced
1 red pepper, deseeded and thinly sliced
2 tbsp tomato purée
2 tbsp paprika
2 large tomatoes, diced
75ml dry white wine
300ml beef stock, home-made or shop-bought
2 tbsp flat-leaf parsley leaves
150ml soured cream

it's goulash, just feed him goulash and he will never leave. 🐼♥️🍲

have fun!