Half-Life 2

Half-Life 2

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how to be a living crime against humanity
By ManGuyMango
everything i have done so far on my first hl2 run
   
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1
don't pick up the can. epic speedrun strat. walk by the officer when he tells you to pick up the can, then stand in line and let him abuse you.
2
skip entire portions of a stage just by walking and crouch jumping
3
use only the crowbar when possible. ♥♥♥♥ that pistol, it's for babies, same with that shotgun and smg. fight everything with the crowbar, whether it's metro police, manhacks, eli, anything and everything. rip and tear until it is done.
4
show no fear
5
play the game normally for a bit
6
shoot mossman in her penis
7
die because of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REBEL HITBOXES GOD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAMN IT
8
make a save at the worst times (such as when you're getting shot by a Strider, or have 5 HP. Or both.) as often as possible
9
sleep whenever the gman is speaking
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piss off
2 Comments
ManGuyMango  [author] 30 Nov, 2020 @ 4:12pm 
no buddha mode, go for the hardest difficulty and don't stop moving.
mister_chesticles 30 Nov, 2020 @ 2:52pm 
so I used buddha mode to do all this am i suppost to do that