Scout: hit spies with fish while following engies saying "Need a dispenser here"
Soldier: Critical hits
Pyro: W+M1 or (if Soldier) W+M2
Demoman: Stickytrap spawn
Heavy: Don't actually kill anyone, just talk about Pootis Spencer while healing enemies
Engineer: Spy sapping my "sentry"
Sniper: MAIDICK *throws piss as spies*
Medic: Heal only Soldiers and Heavies
Spy: Only play this if you're a kawaii desu anime catgirl (like me)