1. be born
2. survive till your first payment (very important)
3. rent a flat (or buy a house, flat, etc.)
4. buy an internet connection access
5. buy a computer or laptop
6. connect your computer/laptop to your internet
7. open your internet browser of choice
8. type "steam download" in the search bar
9. download steam
10. install steam
11. go to your internet browser again and type Gmail (or any email service of your choice)
12. create an email account
13. create a steam account using your email
14. verify your steam account
15. go to the steam shop (top right corner)
16. type in the search bar "Virtual Cottage" and press enter (or search)
17. Click on "Virtual Cottage" and press the green button which display's "play game"
18. select a downloading path
19. wait for the game to download
20. after the download is complete, go to your library (right next to the steam shop in the top right corner)
21. Click on the game "Virtual Cottage"
22. Press the green button which displays "play"
23. enjoy!!♥