***NEXT STOP - ILLEGALITY***
Hello guys, my name is Buffed, and today I am going to teach you the best way how to screw up any sweaty ze_Santassination_skial_12 run in mere minutes !!
First, you must make sure to avoid helping your team in any possible way and door-hug your way to the rocket launcher item. After that, be prepared to battle with your heavily-angered teammates who will attempt to vote-slay/kick/ban you because of their anger disorders. It is rather simple to simply turn off the Team Fortress 2 chat mechanic, as it is irrelevant anyways.
Although, be prepared to also combat the fabled Skial moderators, who will attempt to purposely ban you for helping them end their game addiction. To counter them, you must show them a picture of a woman. Knowing that most of them are teenagers who spend days sitting next to their computers, it is 100% guaranteed that they have never seen one in their pesky lives. Upon viewing the aforementioned picture, they will be permanently put into a state of depression and mental anxiety, rendering their moderator/administrator status trivial and pointless !
If you have made it this far, the final step shall commence. Upon reaching the truth stage, take a leap of faith into the abyss below, where the dead reside. Your sacrifice is now complete, and the rocket launcher item now sits in a carefully selected kill trigger, making reaching it no longer possible and the team must now go through several states of rage and regret...!

***TRUMP IS PROUD OF YOU***