DEATH STRANDING DIRECTOR'S CUT

DEATH STRANDING DIRECTOR'S CUT

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How to obliterate Distribution Center South of Lake Knot City
By havyk
Are you tired of delivering underwear to Thomas? Do you have a thermonuclear bomb lying around your room? Well, it's time to kill two birds with one stone.
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Step 1 - Getting a Thermonuclear Bomb
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By far the hardest step on the list. If you don't have a thermonuclear bomb lying around your house you'll have to progress the story until a very good friend from Bridges give one to you personally. Until then, sadly, you can only wait.
However if you do indeed have one of those devices at your home, head to Distribution Center South of Lake Knot City and get ready to erase that place out of existence.
Step 2 - Prepare yourself to throw the device
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This is it. The stars have aligned. All you gotta do now is throw the device directly at their front door. Also, you don't need to knock, since he'll probably hear the sound of imminent death coming from that little package.
Step 3 - Yeet that sh#t
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By now you are probably in the middle of your "throwing action" and you might be wondering, "am I even able to survive that?" The anwser is.. Probably? You'll find out soon enough. ( Also the priority here isn't your safety. ) Now brace yourself. The show is about to start.
Step 4 - Final moments
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If you indeed threw the thermonuclear device your "screen" might wander close to it to personally show to you what you've done. This is it! You actually did it! The devide will go off any second now. ( And I mean any second now. )
No more weirdly named underwear or void-filled things to you, Thomas!
Step 5 - Komm süsser tod
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And just like that he got what he deserved. Sadly you can't actually put a giant crater on Distribution Center 'cause, you probably know by now, no matter what you do Sam will just wake up afterwards like it was just a silly dream. Maybe if you keep exploding that place Sam will start to realize it's not a dream.
Closing thoughts
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And just like that you successfully obliterated not only Thomas ( and possibly some unrelated people ) but also yourself. Was it fun? Of course it was. You can always come back to life anyway. Should you do it again? ‎‎Yes! Maybe try some new targets even. Like the Engineer or the Movie Dude.

8 Comments
barakehforever 25 Jul, 2023 @ 4:50pm 
Not Junji Ito!
Captain Splatter 15 Feb, 2023 @ 2:44pm 
i send it to peter
No Parking 25 Dec, 2022 @ 3:40pm 
i see
StillNotAPerson 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:37pm 
saved by the pub on the link
ZinkyStinky 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:09am 
there are ways to get a crater to near structures and it does destroy terrain and buildings. just die by BT near cremation facilities and you will destroy a little bit of the building. not the whole building but just some bits of it.
Polly 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:04pm 
gross goatee
Azgocazo 22 May, 2022 @ 4:51am 
If you throw it in a hot spring, will it becomes a geyser?
Tankbutt 15 May, 2022 @ 11:19pm 
Works with the doctor too. Now he will actually leave his god damn hole in the ground and walk 5 mins towards the city.