POSTAL Redux

POSTAL Redux

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How to Reintegrate With Society
By NootNootRecruit
How to go back into normal society after any postal redux playthrough
   
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Step 1
after a play through of postal redux your going to want to make sure that the game is closed and you logged out of steam it would be real bad if little timmy found postal redux
Step 2
after you've properly closed the game time for you to head out on your way out don't bring a trench coat some goobers made a stereotype for people who wear trench coats and we don't really wanna deal with any stereotyping after a postal redux playthrough
Step 3 (emergency step)
if for any reason you get angry while out and resort to violence like in postal redux quickly rush home and destroy your pc we would hate for your acts of violence to get blamed on postal redux and have all our fun ruined
Step 4 (help for people who are struggled with the guide)
Based on comments I’ve added this step to help with any parts of the guide that confused people

“The military is at my house” my simple answer is to refrain from commit such a heinous crime (that you didn’t do cause you saw it in the video game postal redux) that would make the armed forces come and knock on your door

“Currently huddling in the corner with a alien head shirt on curling a m16 for bigger biceps” my answer is to change your curling object for a m16 while not a bad object to curl a simple dumbbell will work better and not have the police show up and gets those gains
17 Comments
Chicken Mcnugg0 5 Nov, 2024 @ 3:41am 
instructions Uncl-





Blessed be the martyr's, The Remington is my gavel.
I'm Playing on a S-Deck 31 May, 2024 @ 8:07am 
Instructions Unclear: The Earth was hungry, so it ate some people
Artificer 26 Jan, 2024 @ 10:26pm 
my dick throbbed instead of my heart. any ideas on what to do?
Max Jets 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12pm 
"They never liked you!" I bought Postal at Fry's Burbank in High school because it was banned at Software Etc. They had the Postal Sound Extractor and the Santa Patch. The Postal Sound Extractor allowed you to "swoop" a bunch of the cool audio as .wav . I then proceeded to make Minimizing windows the "ow" sound and many other troubling customizations. FOR THE RECORD I AM A FORMER MAILMAN DEGENERATE. CORTE MADERA CA TELL THEM JON SENT YOU 6 Pixley Ave, Corte Madera, CA ask for the POSTMASTER
Germ 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:58pm 
i have completed every nessicary step and i think i have intergrated with soci-

Mwahahahaaaa... you thought you weren't gonna die today, Suprise!
POW POW POW
Gökhan 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:23am 
instructions unclear;

The earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The earth is also thirsty...
ManPure 21 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm 
Instructions unclear I-

[10/17/97]
"On this day, the demons have brought us together, so that each may strike the other down."
cvz 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:22am 
Never played it
Name425 28 Feb, 2023 @ 3:52am 
Instructions unclear the po-

Population pressure and the stress of modern life may cause an increase in violent tendencies. The urban environment is the incubator for all sorts of undesirable behaviours. However much his atrocities disgusts us, he may actually consider himself a hero. This is common among those who, in the popular slang, go postal.

In his tortured mind, he may feel that he's battling against impossible odds. It is not unusual for such individuals to believe that the entire fate of the world rests with them.

In the end, our subject has displayed all the classic symptoms of paranoid delusions. We may never know exactly what set him off, but rest assured, we will have plenty of time to study him.
Cbp846 17 Feb, 2023 @ 9:05am 
the voices