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Let us all—from the ill-advised Half-Life™: Source © fan to the evermore based OG Half-Life ™ enjoyer, from the spiritually more evolved "PC gamer" to the humble "normie"—hope that truth and justice reign supreme for the benefit of all mankind.
From Xen to the Black Mesa facility, the Vortigaunt shall be free!
If the Source© editions—and the Source© editions alone, as opposed to the most assuredly based GldSrc© originals—are included in the Half-Life ™ Collection bundle on Steam®, thus inferring Valve Corporation deem it to be the superior iteration of Half-Life ™ and, in turn, its expansion packs, is Gabe "Gay Ben" Newell guilty of a crime against humanity?
We can only hope we may come close enough to answer this question, should the responsible party need to be brought to justice at the Hague in the human rights' court to face a judge and a jury of his peers (of which none of whom should be sandwich fans or "boomer shooter" enjoyers, as their biases could jeopardize the entire legal proceedings), while he is still of an age that he can face unmitigated justice of the full force of the law. [...]