Fallout: New Vegas

Fallout: New Vegas

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How to Always Win at Gambling
By adam
I LOVE SPENDING ALL MY CHILD'S INHERITANCE AT THE SLOT MACHINES I LOVE GAMBLING I LOVE GAMBLING I LOVE GAMBLING I LOVE GAMBLING ♥♥♥♥ YOU BETHESDA FOR NOT MAKING GAMBLING A SKILL IN THE NEW FALLOUT GAMES
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Basic Build (IMPORTANT!)
When you're making your character in that bum-ass Doc Mitchell's house make sure you take 10 luck immediately out the gate (you should always do this anyways because crit builds are OP in this game). That is the only requirement for this strategy to work you can do every other special set to whatever you want but luck NEEDS to be at 10.
Slot Machines
The Mecca of the gambler, this is your rock and stone, your holy land. You should never ever leave the slot machines until you are banned from the casino. Slots are the ULTIMATE way to max out your money and become the richest person in new vegas because they let you get WAY over the winning limit (hypothetically). Literally just sit and max bet and spin for hours and hours and hours pissing your caps away until you randomly get 3 oranges and get banned instantly. It is the best way to play and the lowest effort too so there's no reason not to do it if you want to be able to buy the cool ♥♥♥♥ like the patiencia (awesome).

This should be you trying to max out your income \/
Blackjack
Just mash the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ double down button over and over and over and eventually you'll win. You should only really bother with blackjack when you're at the white glove society because they don't have slot machines (the ultimate gambling method).
Roulette
Roulette is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worthless and is the worst way to gamble. If you like watching balls spin around all day you should probably be checking out meatspin instead of playing new vegas honestly.
35 Comments
hate 13 May @ 10:35pm 
fake gambler below me bruh only players roulette LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO check out meatspin lil bro instead of playing new vegas, honestly
adam  [author] 17 Apr @ 5:03pm 
Slots is fucking awesome in real life... reddit meme profile pictures, names with underscores, and using abbreviations like "IRL" are for people with low education and high methadone dependence
Dr_CheekClapper 17 Apr @ 4:34pm 
Roulette is fucking awesome IRL... slots are for people with low education and high nicotine dependence
SSG F. Wilkinson [3rd ID] 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:10pm 
now i can finally larp as my grandma
PinePotpourri 25 Nov, 2023 @ 6:59am 
This is a very based guide, but you have to be dumb to not know Blackjack is the best gamba :propaganda:
MALICE 21 Nov, 2023 @ 2:36pm 
just take my damn points, thank you for this amazing guide.
Downpour 20 Nov, 2023 @ 2:45pm 
i love the meme potential of this post nice 1
luk4s 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:41pm 
I SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY ON GAMBLING THANKS TO THESE TIPS. BEST FUCKING DECISION IN MY LIFE AGHHGAHAJFHsKJHMSGSBLIK
the way he smirks... 26 Oct, 2023 @ 5:59pm 
wholesome
AwesomeOscar 22 Oct, 2023 @ 3:03am 
what the helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll boy need some milk