Ever wanted to have a REAL WOMAN liek you? Well - i'm sure you dont anymore, BUT! In case you do - i'll help you out with this one!
This guide is made specifically for lonely people that want to know legal ways of finding a girlfriend!

Chronical depression.
A lighter.
Access to Tsar-bomb launch codes.
A way to get isekai'd.

Please note that this guide is made for lonely people only! If you are not lonely - leave all your belongings and leave immediately!

1. You join a random world.
   
2. You remember you father teaching you how to talk to women.
   
3. Anon! You must be confident and always directly tell her what you're in for! Now, shup up and bring me my beer...
   
4. You grab a beer and start drinking.
   
5. You go to the nearest womanly-sounding character and start talking.
   
6. Sup! I've heard your voice and with all honesty - it sounds hella nice, are you a voice actress of sorts?
   
7. She's very impressed by your compliment, dont miss it.
   
8. Also, damn, it really fits your avatar! How are you so good at stylizing yourself?
   
9. Great! Now, she's almost yours, so dont let go now!
   
10. Haha! You know what? Let me add you, you have to be the first woman that i actually can talk to!
    
11. IMPORTANT! Words above will, most likely, be a lie, which is a sin and you will go to hell, but sacrifies are necessary to achieve certain goals, be it procreation or the answer to the greaster question of them all "What will happen if i stick my dck in this beehive?"... something must be sacrificed, and pray that it is not your... back virginity.
    
12. After scoring a whole C-C-COMBO COMPLIMENT she's yours. Her mind is filled with thoughts of having your children, mission complete. Add her on VRChat and gaslight her into giving you her CC number so you can finally afford that Hellcat you always wanted.

1. You decide to target female-worlds only.
   
2. But how do i find female-only worlds?..
   
3. You decide to think like a woman.
   
4. You cant, as they cant either.
   
5. You decide to pretend that you're thinking.
   
6. You take a female avatar, download voice-changing program and start your journey.
   
7. Feminist Haven *NO MEN*
   
8. Sounds like a good place to find myself a girl!
   
9. Several hours later you find yourself surrounded by girls, all of them talking about periods and how fun it is to abuse men.
   
10. It disgusts you, the universe itself tells you to stop pretending and leave this accursed place, as your very soul might not be able to survive.
    
11. A minute or so passes, you're dazed. You open your eyes just to see several blobs of fat around you. They are alive, and they want to devour your flesh, your emotions... and your heart!
    
12. Oh, no, wait...
    
13. What? Anon is evolving!
    
14. Anon evolved into /b Anon!
    
15. You now bosses the power of /b! You're capable of seeing things as they truly are... and it disgusts you!
    
16. You look around, shocked! Blobs of living fat glare at you as your body begins to dissolve in its own sweat!
    
17. Your very being is being devoured, your thoughts are crumbling, somehow even space around you isn't capable of fighting against the weight of 4 feminists combined!
    
18. Supermassive blackhole appears out of nowhere, destrying Earth, the Milky Way... and... everything there is.
    
19. The universe collapses. Existence itself stops being a concept.
    
20. Your journey ends. You lost.

1. You decide to actually think before acting.
   
2. You join a random person on your friend list.
   
3. It's a guy, but you always need a bait to catch a fish... if you're not using a net, which...
   
4. Wait... you are using a net! Inter-net!
   
5. You decide to leave mid-sentence, you immediately join a world your soul tells you to join.
   
6. You gaze into the distance and you see... a bag of chips, standing there.
   
7. It looks at you and runs away, but the feeling of home never ceases...
   
8. You chase it, only to find nothing but dissapointment!
   
9. You look around, but find nothing! You look at player list...
   
10. It's still here! I mustfind it!
    
11. You run around, asking people if they've seen a bag of chips, but all of them look at you as if you're mad...
    
12. Several minutes later you finally found it...
    
13. Lay's Spicy Crayfish flavour, only 2.29$ at your local Target! Buy now!
    
14. You take the bag of chips, gaze into the distance...
    
15. You know what to do.
    
16. /b how do i undo my bag of chips? Felt nice but now it tastes weird.
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1. You decide that you need to find yourself a girlfriend.
   
2. You, for some reason, decide that the best place to do it is VR Chat.
   
3. You join a world that was recommended to you on the first page.
   
4. You see a group of people, you approach them.
   
5. Hey guys! I'm new here! Is there any chance i can find a girl to talk to?
   
6. Silence appears. Sounds tremble.
   
7. You feel like every gaze in the world is centered on your soul.
   
8. You begin to sweat.
   
9. Finally, a second that felt like eternity passes, you hear a voice, as if it's your own cry when you were born.
   
10. Did you just assume that we're guys?
    
11. Your sweating intensifies. Your fat percentage falls from 30% to 27% in a matter of seconds.
    
12. Everything around you is now sweat. Air becomes heavy...
    
13. I... uh.. sor...
    
14. Bigot! Did you think that women are objects so you can ask for them whenever you want!?
    
15. Another voice suddenly enters your ears. It's clearly a voice of hell.
    
16. Demon start appearing out of nowhere, looking for source of it, just to confirm that it's not their lord and his glorious battle cry.
    
17. Several angels start battling them for glory.
    
18. You're dazed, you look for words to throw.
    
19. However, nothing helps. You mind is scrambled under the pressure.
    
20. You begin to lose your sanity, as you suddenly remember...
    
21. Okay, i'm going to make a twitter post about it...
    
22. Suddenly, second coming of silence starts...
    
23. This time, the target of it is not you...
    
24. Sounds die out, light itself ceases to exist.
    
25. Blessing that it gave you fades with it.
    
26. You feel another gaze from beyond.
    
27. It's God himself, he gives you a thumbs up as he smirks.
    
28. The last thing you hear before joining recommended world is...
    
29. It's X now, not twitter! Also, how dare y...
    
30. Your sweat fills the gaps in your personality as the world loads.
    
31. Somehow you in those 5 seconds the next worlds loads you become so sweaty that you begin b-hopping
    
32. You speedrun the whole map even tho it has no win condition at all
    
33. Next time you open your eyes you find yourself surrounded by women, fame and money
    
34. You forget the reason behind your skill, forever indulging in sin...
    
35. Yet, the sin hasn't forgotten you. The devil that lurked around you headset never left.
    
36. What left was your soul that shattered under the pressure of being cancelled by 5 "people" on twitter.
    
37. Turns out Satan himself took on you and has sent your soul to heaven, so that it may be cleansed of such blasphemy.
    
38. You dont know it, never will. You are forever happy in your own delusion.

Donate me some rewards please, i want to make my profile look as virgin as possible, even though it already looks i've never even heard of women - i still need more, as human greed is insatiable, and my soul needs to be cleansed of pure horrors i've witnessed while playing this game. Have pity.