Before we can begin baking our delicious brownies, we should create totally cute and kawaii hats!

First, fold tinfoil into a cone shape.
Next, paint or use modelling clay to decorate the hat.
Finally, put it on to try it out!

We cannot continue with our recipe until you have put your hat on, it'll soak up all the fun and love!













Any questions will be answered at the end of the guide!

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THE GOVERNMENT CAN HEAR YOU AND SEE YOU THEY ARE WATCHING AND LISTENING ALWAYS WE NEED TO ESCAPE FROM THIS FALSE REALITY AND BREAK THE BOUNDARIES OF LIFE ITSELF

BEFORE WE CAN PROTECT OURSELVES FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND IT'S MANY DANGERS, WE MUST LEARN THEIR BEHAVIOURS AND METHODS

WE KNOW THAT THE GOVERNMENT HAS PLACED A TRACKING CHIP WITHIN YOUR SKIN, TYPICALLY LOCATED UNDER THE WRIST TUCKED BENEATH YOUR NERVES. REMOVAL OF THIS CHIP WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE TERMINATION AND IT WILL SELF DESTRUCT. ADDITIONALLY, THIS TRACKER HAS A WIRETAP INSTALLED INSIDE OF IT, AND THE GOVERNMENT CAN HEAR EVERYTHING YOU SAY AND EVERY THOUGHT YOU THINK.

NEXT, WE MUST KNOW THAT ALL DEVICES HAVE CAMERAS INSTALLED IN THEM. YOUR WATCH, ALARM CLOCK, TEDDY BEAR, EVERYTHING HAS A CAMERA FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO SPY ON YOU WITH. THEY HAVE MILLIONS OF AGENTS WORKING AND WATCHING YOU AS THEY READ THIS. CONTINUE TO READ THIS AS A BROWNIE RECIPE AS TO AROUSE SUSPICION.

FINALLY, THE GOVERNMENT IS CONTROLLED BY A SECRET ORGANISATION RUN BY EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BEINGS. EVERY ELECTION, EVERY VOTE, EVERY DECISION, IS FULLY RIGGED AND PLANNED TO RESULT IN PERFECT RESULTS FOR TERMINATION OF THE HUMAN RACE, AND WE MUST END IT.

FOR TOTAL PROTECTION FROM THE GOVERNMENT, WE MUST

1. REMOVE THE TRACKER
2. DISABLE ALL CAMERAS
3. HIDE UNDERGROUND

OUR FIRST STEP IS ALMOST COMPLETE, AS THE "HAT" YOU HAVE CREATED WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE TRACKER WITHIN YOUR WRIST. UNFORTUNATELY, WE MUST NOW CUT OFF OUR WRIST FOR PURE PROTECTION. THIS STEP IS NOT REQUIRED, BUT IT WILL ALLOW FOR YOU TO THINK FREELY WITHOUT WEARING YOUR PROTECTIVE HEADGEAR.

NEXT, WE MUST DISABLE OUR POWER GRID. IF ANYONE ASKS WHY, SIMPLY STATE YOU ARE "GOING OFF THE GRID". THIS WILL NOT BE SUSPICIOUS, AND YOU MAY CONTINUE TO OUR FINAL STEP.

RUN THIRTY YARDS INTO THE WOODS IN ANY DIRECTION AND DIG A LARGE HOLE. THIS MAY BE DIFFICULT WITH ONE HAND, SO IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT YOU DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR HAND UNLESS NECESSARY. PLACE DOWN TIMBERS AND BRACES TO PREVENT YOUR HIDING PLACE FROM COLLAPSING. FINALLY, PACK DIRT OVER YOUR HEAD AND STAY PERFECTLY SILENT.

WITHIN THIRTY TO SIXTY DAYS, AN AGENT WILL SEARCH YOUR PROPERTY FOR ANY SIGN OF LIFE. THEY WILL DETECT YOUR HOLE. STAY SILENT. DO NOT MOVE. DO NOT BREATHE. WAIT AND BE QUIET. WE WILL COME AND ELIMINATE THE THREAT. WE WILL DIG YOU UP AND SAVE YOU. BE PATIENT.

IF YOU HAVE FINISHED READING THIS GUIDE, PLEASE DO NOT WARN OTHERS. WE NEED YOU TO TELL THEM ABOUT THIS GUIDE, AND PORTRAY IT AS A SIMPLE, "CUTE" BROWNIE RECIPE.

WE NEED TO SURVIVE. WE ARE THE RESISTANCE. JOIN US, OR DIE AT THE HANDS OF OUR ALIEN OVERLORDS.