Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Act 3: Meet the TF2 Army
By [H.E.] ✟ GrandEmperorVandheer ✟ and 2 collaborators
Greetings onto all of TF2!👋

It is good for us to be back after years of conflict against the Bot Crisis that we have finally won the war thanks to Valve's final blow. Which is why in Act 3, that some of you have probably heard us mentioned about the Nine TFtubers, but this guide redefines and repurpose this community into the "TF2 Army" in 9 separate Tribes, from scout to Spy in order.

Note: Just to be clear that we're all on the same page, TF2 Tribes are not equal to clans, which does makes sense that are 9 clans per tribe based on the sub-classes. Because this guide like the previous two are from the H.E. to TF2, thus it is marvelous to bare witness. We are most certainly dedicated to your cause! (Even without the use of creating Steam Workshop items or hosting community servers left and right.)

it's also worth noting that each Tribe contains not just info so much but mostly intense poetry as well as illustrations that does inspire TF2 gamers withhold the honor, tradition, and courage so that their lives and their hearts shall be purified from all immoral corruption. Therefore, both TF2 and H.E. are facing malevolent adversaries that aren't entirely new but has threaten our existence and the things we've stood for since day one, and is up to us to stop them before they cause any further destruction!

So, without further do... Enjoy the guide! 😇
   
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👑The Scout Tribe👑
📜Poetry📜 (part 1/9)
The first line of offense makes you swift and deadly even wherever you are not at the speed of light. Thus, there will be hardly any weapon to catch you off guard as you dash back, forward, left, right, up, and down.

Although your tribe does not rely on strength or might, but by exposing your enemies' whereabouts and by striking your foes from behind or onto the sides. Every step you take must be worth it!

Wherever you go, the rest of your brethren follows within your tracks. Therefore, strategy and tactical agility are your finest weapons of war and battle. Do not flee like cowards!

👟About the Scout Tribe👟
Every Scout Main has a unique talent of dodging every bullet and explosive projectile but not to flames when getting too close to a derange pyro or a sentry unless they use the "Bonk" affect that temporarily puts them into a damage immunity. But that's not the only reason why we're impress with their power of agility.

One of the things that got us intrigue is the fact that a few Scout Mains that have been designated are those who's hearts are that pure. Yet unfortunately, the rest of their brethren are not as "Holy" as we only wish they are. Which does explain why they tend to get overconfident while mouthing off in chat. Not a good sign!

So if you are ever truly a Scout Main somewhere between Stage 6-10, perhaps it would be a good time to demonstrate the other Scout Mains who are at Stage 1-5. In that way, no one in your Tribe will ever be under the influence of degeneracy.

🟡Purpose⚫️ (part 1/9)
No Scout Main is born without a pure heart that guards and protects them from every form of immoral corruption, as all other Tribes should also do the same as well. Because we know what weighs them down if they're careless, as they put their team at risk. They must learn to stay pure in order to win!
👑The Soldier Tribe👑
📜Poetry📜 (part 2/9)
What say thee that Patriots and Warriors come together in force of arms in an age of war such as this? It is they who raise their flags indicating that victory is yet to be secured to gain their rewards!

Nevermore will their Tribe coward in fear! For their place is among their companions who will do ANYTHING to launch an assault against their adversaries on the frontlines to strike.

But professionalism and elitism are not what makes their tribe strong alone. They must entrust their young recruits to face whatever odds that are thrown at them to receive medals like they've never had before.

🚀About the Soldier Tribe🚀
To Soldier Mains who are probably familiar and know full-well about parkour rocket-jumping, market-gardening(smacking enemies in the head with shovels or over-sized spoons). You yourselves may think that you were absolutely legendary of your own ambitions? Think again! Never let pride get the best of you! Because apparently there will always be those who are rising to the top to enforce in-game patriarchy.

Though from our understanding about what it means to be Soldier Mains and leading such a tribe as this; teamwork and leadership skills are a balance / righteous gameplay to think others highly of one's self. Yet you can still continue to dominate the scoreboard but always make sure your teammates are following your lead. Never discouraging them in any way!

You have been given the power to liberate TF2 in most darkest hours. Use that freedom to showcase your heroic deeds for your Tribe and your clans. Just as you did when you've put a smile on Muselk's face.

🟡Purpose⚫️ (part 2/9)
We know very well of how the voice actor of Soldier identified as Rick May mean't so much to you. Thus, are willing to support the honor and legacy of him to your cause. Never forget the wholesome gaming ideals of what you are fighting for!
👑The Pryo Tribe👑
📜Poetry📜 (part 3/9)
When their tribe only wishes that wicked scum are to be set in a blaze, they know what needs to be done in hopes of burning away the shame and disgrace of their past failures. Who can possibly notice that?

Such flames of righteous anger and zeal will most likely uphold their place of honor and moral integrity. But never the likes of their pathetic enemies who pervert justice and humiliate their fiery brothers.

If the truth been told? They would prefer not to speak of their age-long past that can only haunt them right up to the present. Because their future is all they needed to pursue in order to become better mercenaries.

🔥About the Pyro Tribe🔥
Many TF2 Gamers tend to criticize and condemn your Tribe because of Air-Blast ability that tends to be spammed all the time. (Though they're not entirely wrong about that regard.) Yet this one weapon in particular known as the Phlogistinator can still be weaponized with the highest standard of self-discipline.

As for the Pyro Mains; we do find it questionable which had nothing to do with loadouts or weapons being broken, but the cosmetics they've selected in several stereotypical forms that we find somewhat... disturbing(regardless of what stage of pyro main they are). But for your sake and for the sake of your Tribe; it is better to burn away those shameful and offensive costumes that resemble as animals and instead put on the armor of integrity, justice, and of respect.

Besides! No Pyro Main is born without a fiery spirit that resides within their hearts and minds. Because apparently most pyro mains at stages 1-5 may have been living in a lie that has captivated them in darkness even while they're still playing. But Pyro Mains at stages 6-10 who are based have already learned the truth that will most likely tell you everything you needed to know.

🟡Purpose⚫️ (part 3/9)
If you are that Pyro Main that has step into the light and has been ignited with a zealous passion of seeking retribution? Then you know what is like to be misjudged by others. Go... Take the rest of your fiery brothers and lead the charge to victory, for you have been selected among the thousands.
👑The Demoman Tribe👑
📜Poetry📜 (part 4/9)
Their home has become a heap of utter ruin while degeneracy has destroyed their families and loved ones. Yet even in their most darkest hours of lost and devastating defeat... Their tribe are determine for retribution!

To redeem their tribe and avenge those who have died not in honorable deaths; They must stop at NOTHING while every last stronghold who sent those hideous monsters into a pile of rubble and ash.

Nevermore will addiction and guilt enslave their kind! No longer will they enjoy pleasures of the world! For their honor and duty will be restored! FOR THEIR TIME TO RISE UP IS NOW!!!

💣About the Demoman Tribe💣
We are neither in any way concern nor worried about Demoman's nationality or race because that's completely irrelevant. But what is relevant about this Tribe in particular is that their heritage maybe unique, yet they carry out the role of warriors who either prefer blowing up proud obstacles in their paths or raise their swords and shields as knights of TF2 which is an honorable thing to do so for the sake of respecting melee in every combat scenario.

Similar to the Soldier Mains of their Tribe showcasing loyalty to Muselk, these Demo Mains who are also loyal toward TFtuber Toofty and even SolarLight of the DemoKnight Clan are most likely grateful of the blessings which allowed them to leap great distance... and immediately smite their targets down. Because sometimes the TFtubers that they've stood and fought for can be their strength to punish the critics who are desperately opposing on all sides.

To make this statement evermore clearer; it is important how some TF2 Traditions are rather... 'previous' to them as they are to the other 8 Tribes. Though we do find it obvious why so many of TF2 despise Demo Mains... We on the other hand do not.

🟡Purpose⚫️ (part 4/9)
How can the H.E. ever repay each of you Demo Mains based on your heroic deeds? Surely you deserve greater respect from the rest of the TF2 Community. And no degenerate should EVER put you to shame like that! Though We believe it would be a good time to teach them a lesson.
👑The Heavy Tribe👑
📜Poetry📜 (part 5/9)
They were given the strength and power to defend their ideals in bruit force. But once so-called "Comrades" have betrayed them and their Tribal Kin! This make their anger burned bright as means to justify.

Now, as a renewed creed of brutality and ruthlessness. They now stand at the peak of upholding justice against all weaker adversaries who are utterly pathetic to them like bugs!

Yet even in the midst outside of war, they are considered noble giants who are sincerely peaceful when treated the appropriate respect and compassion above all else.

💪About the Heavy Tribe💪
This is a Tribe that Big Joey should be proud of them. Yet it wasn't the muscles or the brute force that made the Heavy Mains strong or made us or him impressed. No, it is something far more than that! It is because of their usefulness and gentleness towards their teammates that made them as valuable than unusual hats, just like the medics and engineers from two separate Tribes.

The refusal for a Heavy Update had indeed left us some mixed feelings before and after the Bot Crisis. Some of us may think that neglecting the Heavy Update was a grave error while others of our kind may suggest that it has given us opportunities to be as driven in our Righteous Gameplay, salvaging whatever we can gain to dominate TF2 Casual with obsidian fists in black and yellow.

As for the Heavy Mains of your Tribe; we can assure you that this is not a failure, but a setback that can and will provide your righteous anger and your desire to aid the other eight by whatever means to toss around food as health while fueling your thoughts and emotions with wholesome ideas to be thankful of what you have now will one day be blessed unexpectedly.

🟡Purpose⚫️ (part 5/9)
Having every right to be angry is one thing. But when it comes to justifications; Your Heavy Tribe cannot and will not be marked one of malice, but with one of dedication as you march upon TF2 as you smite down the very opponents who's ideals are not TF2-friendly at all. Use that anger appropriately!
👑The Engineer Tribe👑
📜Poetry📜 (part 6/9)
As technology continues to be elevated both in economics and in military power. Their duty as the great architects have made a tactical decision to be evermore efficient, specially in wartime.

It is up to you based on how you will defend not only your bases of workforce, operations, executive thinking, or investments at large, but also your core beliefs and ideals of what your tribe stood for from the beginning.

thus, it is critical wherever there is a breach of exposure, that breach must be filled in. Therefore it is the creed of every master and apprentice of engineering that may yet push their respective mercenaries into the future.

🔧About the Engineer Tribe🔧
Their will always be Engie Mains who look up to Uncle Dane from stages 1-10! Though some are not wannabes for sure. We can clearly sense their enthusiasm and motivation in pushing their skills to their maximum capacity as possible. Brain Power, Surfing Technique, and tactical building management. All of that led them to us by forging this Guide of Act 3. (But they know that they're not the only Tribe who found out about the TF2 Army made by the H.E.)

To speak out of common sense when it comes to wisdom of engineering; Engie Mains at stages 6-10 should do well to remember not to discourage of offend the other Engie Mains at stages 1-5 who're just adapting their way up that latter. Because nobody wants the player-count of the game to dwindle overtime. Though we are somewhat disappointed of the injustice among their Tribe for labeling them insufficient, useless. (Yet we say otherwise!)

You as a Tribe of 9 clans been given the talents and power to change the battlefield to your allies' advantage, along with the over 8 Tribes of TF2. Use it or lose it! There is no passive method to sit idly by and do even what little effort. Because the concept of "rest" after the battle ends is a reward.

🟡Purpose⚫️ (part 6/9)
You all have a duty to guard your hearts, souls, and minds, as you have already been blessed to protect your team from the dangers that are already at your doorstep. And you should do well to realize that a single crack / leak of degeneracy can demoralize your sense of security. Don't let it!
👑The Medic Tribe👑
📜Poetry📜 (part 7/9)
How humiliating it is for those who say that healing and repairing their reputation isn't as honorable than inflicting harm and abuse. Those who believe that lie will suffer great woes!

It is most certainly crucial to keep the rest of the tribes as well as their own alive so that death will flee from their every presence. To restore the age-old traditions in full-health would be to fix whatever damage that was done so.

Therefore, since their tribe have tasted what humility truly is, they will neither be discouraged nor be neglected in the midst of such battlefields as these ones. For they will not be forgotten, but shall be elevated with care!

💉About the Medic Tribe💉
The ideal of every Medic Mains like Skymin for example isn't naturally difficult. Thus, does work around the clock as each match starts and ends. Therefore, this Tribe that possess several if not dozens of medical advantages in support with the other 8 can and will turn the tide of every battle.

Unfortunately not many TF2 Gamers under this Tribe possess any interests in healing or restoration. Yet few who's hearts, souls, and minds that are pure / clean might as well take matters into their own hands. Which does make sense whenever there is not as many of their teammates being faithful enough to select that class of medical-duty.

However, it is safe to say that regardless of how neglected of the Medic Tribe is, it does not change the fact that no matter how much every Medic Main is overlooked, they are just as valuable as usual. And that is what makes every Medic Main loyal to Skymin that special.

🟡Purpose⚫️ (part 7/9)
it's never too late to do the right thing by providing medical-support to your team like never before. And besides... every ubercharge you're initiating must count wherever you are this close to the enemy's gates! So make Skymin proud of you!
👑The Sniper Tribe👑
📜Poetry📜 (part 8/9)
Long have you been waiting for your great standards to be taken noticed. You Marksmen has every right to humble the proud and to punish any foe that disrespects you and your tribal kin.

it's unfortunately crude the way your enemies have mistreated you. Surely you have to take matters into your own hands, yes? If so? Only your sight and sharp-shooting can pack a punch against arrogant crimelords that has done nothing but filled the lands with positions and lies.

Go ahead! Take your best shots. For every shot that has been fired from your weapons is a bullet that must count. For your enemies had NO right to sentence your marksmen into utter humiliation!

🎯About the Sniper Tribe🎯
One of the most hated Tribes in the TF2 Army can most of the time tend to be judged wrongly and thus completely misunderstood based on the questionable reputation. Though it is comprehensive in some of the new logical explanations why many tend to hammer down on the Sniper Mains for being overpowered. But what if we tell you that's not entirely the case and isn't true? Because if the Sniper Tribe truly is powerful than the other 8? They would have some buffs to their stats(not that they do or anything)!

Yet, what makes this Tribe just as beneficial like all the others is that even though the Sniper Mains at stages 1-5 maybe easy to pick off at a close distance, the other Sniper Mains at stages 6-10 are very dangerous at a long distance after practicing for hundreds or thousands of hours. Tactical positioning, sharp-shooting, and enabling the enemy to think they have the advantage up close yet immediately gets gunned down nonetheless.

With the correct strategy, they will effectively get the job done by striking down other enemy snipers before the enemy team recognizes what your doing. (Imagine engie building a teleporter behind enemy lines and send snipers to shoot down their targets from afar. They'll never know what hit them until then!)

🟡Purpose⚫️ (part 8/9)
Now that we've seized your attention on this 8th section of the TF2 Army... Bare record!
The Sniper Tribe is here to stay in TF2 for as long as this Son of Valve(referring to the game itself) draws every breath. As so will they endure hardships, along with persecutions! But at the end... they will be admired again.
👑The Spy Tribe👑
📜Poetry📜 (part 9/9)
Their masters were wise to train their students well by every means to be the ruthless killers to unleash punishment and righteous condemnation to their foes. Thus, sentencing them to death.

Because although not every one of these agents are proud of what they've done, yet some of their good deeds were justified based on neither their agendas nor their colossal egos, but their willingness to do whats right.

But regardless of their experiences and combat skills. Somewhere deep down inside their hearts are sparks of delight of sonship and fatherhood with a tribe not their own but similar to their tribe. What will they do?

🔪About the Spy Tribe🔪
Every Spy Main at stages 6-10 will not be so easily intimidated! Though the other half at stages 1-5 should be humbled and take their constructive attitude more seriously which are is fact preparing them for the worse things that has and is yet to arrive, but not to harm them. Besides... Even TFtuber Mr. Swipez knows how younger Spy Mains have a long-term journey ahead of them.

Unlike the Sniper Tribe that have standards of warfare, these merciless killers are far more cruel and often times unforgiving to both friends and foes alike. However, not every Spy Main thinks that way whenever there are Scout Mains involve in every case scenario. Yet although the less-skilled maybe easy to pick on when dealing with pyros specifically, only a few who are fully-trained experts that are mostly feared by many.

Whatever the reason is that made so many TF2 Gamers found favor with this Tribe in particular? it's most likely they prefer mastering the most hardest class by putting it into great practice. Though they're not all wannabes of Swipes for sure, the only wise ones around here are Spy Mains of their Tribe who prefer to just be themselves.

🟡Purpose⚫️ (part 9/9)
Sometime if you're a Spy Main who's reputation isn't grounded in mercy or forgiveness... It can stab you in the back as an act of betrayal... do you understand? Good...! Only by forgiving yourself and others will you find true taste of comfort. But if you ever have a deep desire to avenge your agenda / ego being critically damage? Don't start by us or anyone random! Keep avenging all the way to the true threats of TF2 who and what we have fought against for years!

Because reforging TF2 from the ruins does not begin with a mass-deletion.