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This Guide is For "Shipping Build 1.04v" .


Some Stuff isnยดt Working in "PublicBeta1.04.01v"


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Weapon-Wheel & "How it Works" !

How the Current Save and Spawn System Workยดs.
All Itemยดs currently spawn Infinitely when Re-Loading a or Going Into a Load Zone.
Which meanยดs you can stock up Mostly Everything on Early Monday if you just reload certain spots.

- This is ๐๐Ž๐“ Working in "Open Beta 1.4.01".

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  • Letยดs Say your WW-Key is Middle Mouse.

  • "Tapping" it brings out your LAST USED WEAPON !.

  • "Holding" it brings out your Weapon-Wheel !.

  • Your "Holster-Key" is V. - This only HIDES your Weapon.

  • Moving your Mouse "Highlightยดs" a Category.

  • W / S Moves โฌ†๏ธ / โฌ‡๏ธ in that Category.

  • A / D Moves โฌ…๏ธ / โžก๏ธ in that Category. ( When Aviable ).


  • In "Free Handยดs" ๐Ÿ™Œ Mode press RC to Choose an "Emoticon / Dance".



Weaponยดs & Ranking ๐Ÿ”ซ
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  • Finger Gun - We come to this in a...Bang!
  • S - Should be used as much as Possible.
  • A - Should be used often.
  • B - Good But Has Downsides.
  • C - Good But Has Many Downsides.
  • D - Only Good in Very specific uses which we come to in a sec.
  • F - Donยดt Even use this.
  • - X - - Unrated.

  • HS = Headshots // RC = Right Click.

  • ๐Ÿ• = Reload Time.
  • โŒ = Scope.
  • ๐Ÿ˜‡ = Pacifist.
  • ๐Ÿ˜ˆ = Postal~
  • ๐Ÿฅค = Akimbo-Soda.
  • ๐Ÿงซ = Catnip.
  • ๐Ÿ’Š = Vitamin-X.
  • ๐Ÿ’ซ = "Stun".
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ = Burn.
  • ๐Ÿ’ฅ = Explosive.
  • โšก = "Shocking".
  • ๐Ÿ”„ = "Other way around".
  • ๐Ÿš = Helicopter.
  • ๐Ÿคฎ = Puking - This happens when People either Get Pissed on...... or "At Pure Random".
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  • Finger Gun ! ๐Ÿ‘‰
  • This Gun "Technically" Canยดt be Obtained by Normal Means.
  • Managed to get it, Just wonยดt Reveal My Secret "Here".
  • Has No Reload !!! ๐Ÿ•.
  • Normal Shotยดs Will Kill or Amputate limbs with ease. HS Kill to 95%
  • Exceptionally destructive with ๐Ÿ’ฅ.
  • Goes BANG!
  • Can Hold to Fire.
  • Has No Zoom (Duh).
  • Doesnยดt count as "Weapon" when waving around Unless youยดre Wanted.
  • Because "Technically" a Cheat Weapon has itยดs Own Tier.

  • M60 ๐Ÿ”ญ
  • This Heavy Machine Gun will Plow through Anything like a Hot Knife through Butter.
  • Has a VERY Long ๐Ÿ• compared to all other Gunยดs.
  • Should be used with ๐Ÿฅค to Not Care about ๐Ÿ•.
  • VERY Good Against ๐Ÿš.
  • S+++ With Akimbo // S Without


  • Fournicator ๐Ÿ”ญ
  • This Monster of a Shotgun will Destroy Anything you will Come Across.
  • Can Shoot 4 Individual or At once with RC.
  • S+++


  • Revolver ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Holds 7 Bullets. Shotยดs Will Kill or Amputate limbs with ease. HS Kill !!.
  • When Meter is at least 1 Bar You can Aim up to 7 Targetยดs ( when FULL ).
  • The Lock-on Mechanic isnยดt that Good compared to Pยฒ.
  • "Kind of" Worse when using Akimbo since you canยดt Use The Lock-on.
  • Can Hold to Fire.
  • S // S++ When Meter is Full


  • Dilbow ๐Ÿน
  • Kills Anythying with HS. Except Bosses of Course.
  • Can Pierce Multiple Enemyยดs
  • Always Shootยดs Straight.
  • Not Good Against ๐Ÿš.
  • Canยดt use ๐Ÿฅค.
  • Canยดt "Find" Ammo unlike All other ๐Ÿ”ซ.

  • Only found 2 Locations .


  • - New C0ck Asian - Upper floors in a Room on a Chest. Thursday Only !!



  • - BDSM Shop - 451 Code Door - On The Bed. Tuesday & Thursday.



  • S- Given All Those Factors



  • Piss ๐Ÿšพ
  • Only Hold to use Properly. if you "Tap" you use more ammo.
  • Copยดs wonยดt arrest you when your Meat is out !
  • Enemyยดs Will ๐Ÿคฎ on each other, ๐Ÿ’ซ for a few Seconds.
  • Use ๐Ÿ’Š to Fling Enemyยดs back & Piss Out ๐Ÿ”ฅ More Effectively.
  • Piss on Yourself when you ๐Ÿ”ฅ (duh).
  • Only Really usefull for ๐Ÿ˜‡.
  • S-


  • Ingram ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Light 1 Handed Machine Gun With 50 Bullets Per Mag.
  • Very Innacurate on Long Distances. Especially without Scope โŒ.
  • Can Be used on ๐Ÿฆผ.
  • Canยดt Use Special Ammo.
  • A+


  • Pigeon Mine ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
  • Can be Thrown or Placed down with RC*.*This can be used to Duplicate at โˆž Ammo Challanges.
  • Very Effective for the "Kill ๐Ÿ”Ÿ ๐Ÿ‡" Challange.
  • Very Effective against "Masses" of People.
  • "Allergic" to ๐Ÿ”ฅ & ๐Ÿ’ฅ.
  • S+


  • M16 ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Holds 35 Shots Relatively Accurate On Longer Distances.
  • Can Attach Scope โŒ.
  • A++


  • AK ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Holds 30 Shots Relatively Accurate On Longer Distances.
  • Can Attach Scope โŒ.
  • A+


  • Rocket Launcher ๐Ÿš€
  • Can Hold to shoot.
  • Can Use Heatseeker or Catยดs for Homing Missles.
  • Always shootยดs Straight.
  • Relatively Long ๐Ÿ•.
  • Explosions Are Devestating against nearly Anything.
  • A+


  • Shotgun ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Holdยดs 8 Shots.
  • Longer ๐Ÿ• when Reaching 0.
  • Can Hold to shoot.
  • Not Really Reliable Compared to the rest of ๐Ÿ”ซ.
  • Can Attach Scope โŒ.
  • D-


  • P350 ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Canยดt Hold. Must "Tap" shoot. Very Accurate On Long Distances.
  • Fastest 1 Handed Gun.
  • Canยดt Attach Scope โŒ.
  • Canยดt Use Special Ammo.
  • Can Be used on ๐Ÿฆผ.
  • B-


  • Pistol ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Holdยดs 7 Shots. Alwayยดs Shootยดs straight but is "too slow".
  • Can Attach Scope โŒ.
  • Can Be used on ๐Ÿฆผ.
  • B - - -


  • Rattler โš“
  • Can Switch Between Rattler and Weight.
  • Nobody in their right ๐Ÿง  would use the Weight.
  • Can Pull On "Hooks" Or Humanยดs (Sadly doesnยดt Pull you towardยดs Humanยดs)
  • Must Charge Before running.
  • Gimmick Weapon But In a Cool Way.
  • A+ S+ If they Change it to be Pulling towardยดs Humanยดs


  • Machete ๐Ÿ”ช
  • Sadly not as Good as it was in Pยฒ.
  • Needยดs To be Hold aka. Charged to be Effective.
  • Amputate Limbs & Chop off Headยดs with Relative Ease once you get the Hang of it.
  • Can Be Thrown Like a Boomerang on RC.
  • A-


  • Squirt Gun 9K ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Can Change Between โ›ฝ ,๐Ÿ’ง, ๐Ÿšพ.
  • Reload gives more Pressure.
  • Piss Always ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคฎ. Really usefull For ๐Ÿ˜‡ if you can get enough.
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ/ โ›ฝ Should be used with Caution.
  • ๐Ÿ’ง is "Almost" unusable & Pretty Rare too.
  • RC Turns On / Off Fire Nosle.
  • C-


  • Flare Gun ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • 1 single Shot which ๐Ÿ”ฅ Enemyยดs.
  • Can Hold to shoot.
  • Beware of ๐Ÿ”ฅ yourself.
  • Can Be used on ๐Ÿฆผ.
  • C-


  • Hunting Rifle ๐Ÿ”ญ
  • Holdยดs 5 Bulletยดs. 100% Accurate On Looong Distance.
  • Can Use Special Ammo.
  • Kills to 95% on Body Shotยดs.
  • Has a "SlowMo - Lock on" When using ๐Ÿงซ.
  • Relatively Long ๐Ÿ•.
  • Zoom just Drops my FPS to 0-10
  • C- S+ if the Zoom would "Work" Correctly


  • Granades ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  • Throw Or Drop With RC*. *This can be used to Duplicate at โˆž Ammo Challange.
  • Explodes After Roughly 3-4 Seconds or When Being Kicked "4" Times (5th ๐Ÿ’ฅ!!!).
  • Massive ๐Ÿ’ฅ Damage towardยดs anything including yourself.
  • "Relatively Short" Range Despite Being Throwable.
  • Canยดt Run while Winding Up or ๐Ÿ”„.
  • C+

  • Molotov ๐Ÿงด
  • Throw Or Drop With RC.
  • Shatters On Impact /// After Roughly 5~ Seconds.
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ Damage towardยดs anything including yourself.
  • "Relatively Short" Range Despite Being Throwable.
  • Canยดt Run while Winding Up or ๐Ÿ”„.
  • C-
Weaponยดs No.2 ๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Chainsaw ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
  • Runยดs on Gas.
  • Use to Cut Limbs & Chop off Headยดs with Ease.
  • Short range
  • C-


  • Shovel ๐Ÿฅ„
  • The Ol Reliable. Bash off Some Headยดs !
  • Short Range But Kills Most Enemyยดs with a Few Jabs.
  • "Unfortunately" Not Really Usefull Compared to The Rest.
  • Has Side Quest โœ”๏ธ.
  • D-


  • Mallet ๐Ÿ”จ
  • Bash or Throw with RC
  • VERY Long Throw Distance.
  • Normal Throwยดs are ๐Ÿ˜‡.
  • ๐Ÿ’Š Vitamin-X Throwยดs KILL! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ *SPLAT*
  • D+


  • Sledge Hammer โš’๏ธ
  • Bash or Throw with RC
  • VERY Long Throw Distance.
  • Can Destroy "Some" Doorยดs with it.
  • Normal Throwยดs are ๐Ÿ˜ˆ.
  • ๐Ÿ’Š Vitamin-X Throwยดs KILL! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ *SPLAT*
  • D++


  • Baton ๐Ÿข
  • Baton - ๐Ÿ˜ˆ BIG F
  • Shocker - ๐Ÿ˜‡. โšก & you Get Gunยดs so. A++
  • Padded - ๐Ÿ˜‡ but ... meh .... Never used it once. F


  • Spraycan โœจ
  • Relatively Long Range. ๐Ÿ˜‡. But i never used it Much.
  • "May" Be good...But is Kinda "Meh"
  • - X - - Unrated


  • Gasoline โ›ฝ
  • Pour with LC and set Thingยดs on ๐Ÿ”ฅ with RC.
  • Also is your Chainsaw Ammo.
  • I personally dislike using ๐Ÿ”ฅ sooo ...
  • - X - - Unrated


  • Scissors โœ‚๏ธ
  • Throw 1 or 5 With RC.
  • Single Shotยดs can be Picked up if you should miss.
  • More of a "Gimmick" Weapon but better than in Pยฒ.
  • B+


  • Mop ๐Ÿงน
  • Short range. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ.
  • Has Side Quest โœ”๏ธ.
  • Meh... F


  • Decapitated Head ๐Ÿ’€
  • Only Obtained With Machete & Chainsaw ๐Ÿ˜ˆ.
  • Must be "Picked Up".
  • Bash or Throw with RC.
  • Unfortunately RC Doesnยดt Have much "FORCE" behind it โ˜น๏ธ
  • D-


  • Cat Claws / Urine ๐Ÿˆ
  • Temporary during Cat Dude Mission.
  • Clawยดs only Kill ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿค๐Ÿฑ Quickly. Humanยดs take a bit.
  • Use The Urine to "Pacifist-Kill" the the "Dog Boss"
  • - X - - Unrated


  • Petition ๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿ”ซ
  • Temporary. During Mike-J & Joseph Belowยดs* Errand.
  • Replaces your Emote Wheel / Free Handยดs Mode ๐Ÿ™Œ.
  • Holster Key is "this Weapon".
  • Must Be used With ๐Ÿ”ซ Mode During Joseph Belowยดs*.
  • When ๐Ÿ”ซ is out RC to ask for ๐Ÿ“‘. ... Otherwise Gun Go Pew !๐Ÿ˜ˆ.
  • - X - Unrated.


  • "Objectยดs"โ™Ÿ๏ธ
  • Some Objectยดs Like ๐Ÿฅซ ,๐Ÿ€,๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ,๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ ETC. Can Be Picked up with E .
  • Some "Heavy" Objectยดs cause Enemyยดs to Fall Over.
  • Not Really a Weapon and more to "F*ck around with People"
  • - X - - Unrated
โ˜„๏ธ Special Ammo & Items โ˜„๏ธ



  • Special Ammo is Bound to your Magazine size. Use with the M16 as it has 35 Bullets per Mag. Most OP With Finger Gun

  • ๐Ÿ’ฅExplosive - The Most Devestating option. Use with Caution as you can Damage yourself.
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ Fire - Well ... It sets Enemyยดs on Fire and Potentially Yourself. Use With Caution.
  • โšกShock - Shocks Enemyยดs Instantly... *Zap*
  • ๐Ÿ’‰ Tranqualizer - Put your Foeยดs to Sleep. But Takes too long to be usefull.
  • ๐Ÿฅค Akimbo - only uses Right Hand for Spacial Ammo.

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  • ๐Ÿ’ต - Money - Use to buy items & Bribe ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ.

  • ๐Ÿšฌ - Crack Pipe - Use to Get 125 Hp. Withdrawal is a B1tch tho.

  • ๐Ÿฅค- Akimbo Soda - ๐Ÿ• Works on All except Sniper, Squirt Gun, Dilbow.

  • ๐Ÿงซ - Catnip - Slow down Time & *Get Fancy Animations. (*Single Gun Mode Only)!

  • ๐Ÿ’Š - Vitamin X - Boosts your ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ , ๐Ÿฆฟ , ๐Ÿšพ, ๐Ÿ”จ.

  • โค๏ธ - First Aid - Healยดs 30Hp on Normal. Canยดt Be Stored.

  • ๐Ÿช - Dog Treatยดs - Healยดs 1. Almost useless. ๐Ÿถ barely care about it.

  • ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ• - Health Items - Each Heal a Small amount of Health.๐Ÿฉ can use to Lure ๐Ÿ‘ฎ.

  • ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ - Vestยดs - Drainยดs From the Vestยดs. You Still Get Damaged so watch your โค๏ธ.

  • โŒ- Scope - Use on The Ingram , Shotgun , Pistol , M16 , AK .

  • ๐Ÿพ - Water Bottle - Refills Piss๐Ÿšพ. Also Heals Sligthly.

  • ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ - Cop Outfit - Only In The Police Station Near The Prison ๐Ÿ›๏ธ.

  • ๐Ÿ”ฐ - Cop Badge- Only Works with ๐Ÿ‘ฎCop Outfit. Use to Get rid of your Wanted.

  • ๐Ÿ”— - Handcuffs - Can Be used To Play Kinky Games with your Enemyยดs.

  • ๐Ÿ˜บ - Living Catยดs - Can be used from Silenced guns to Homing Rocketยดs.

  • ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜บ - Dead Catยดs - Itยดs Dead and has No use ...

  • ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿถ - Dead Dogยดs - Itยดs Dead and has No use ...

  • ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ€ - Lรฉ Rat - Casino Kitchen Sidequest. Must be ๐Ÿ˜ˆ,No Option For ๐Ÿ˜‡.

  • ๐Ÿงฏ - Fire Hose - Only usefull for Fire FIghter Sidequest.

  • ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ - Art Piece - Return for some Goodies. Can be done โ™พ๏ธ.

  • ๐Ÿงธ- Dolls - Collect Dolls to Exchange for ๐Ÿ’ต & Prizes.

  • ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ - Map Piece - Map with a Location and 684 Scribbled on. (Map Guide).

  • ๐Ÿ‘ฝ - Alien Skull - Canยดt do anything .... yet ... ( can be obtained more than once ).

  • โ˜„๏ธ - Nitro - Boosts your E-Scooter. Cost 50$ per Can.

  • ๐Ÿฆผ - E Scooter - Sucks Without Nitro. 35$ Per โ˜„๏ธ๐Ÿฆผ.

  • ๐ŸŽ๏ธ - Buggy - Slightly faster, way more "Buggy" (hah!). Canยดt use โ˜„๏ธ. 100$ Per ๐ŸŽ๏ธ.

  • ๐Ÿ“‘ - Petition - Temporary. Are you Gonna Sign this ? Mike J & Joseph Bellows* *Optional.

  • ๐Ÿšฝ - Bidet Partยดs - Temporary for Mike J Mission.

  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ - Box - Temporary. with "mysterious" content.

  • ๐ŸŽซ - Unpaid Ticket - Temporary. Will You Pay for it ?

  • ๐Ÿฅ› - Milk - Obtained during Cat Dude.
    Can be used to "kill" Dudeยดs "Dad". Place On Table after Going into the elevator.

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  • ๐ŸŽ’ - 2x Size Backpack- Aviable on Monday. Doubles All Carry capacity. Cost 150$.

  • ๐ŸŽ’ - Black Hole Backpack - Aviable on Tuesday. โ™พ๏ธ Carry capacity. Cost 699$.

  • ๐ŸŽ’ - Outfit Bag - Here you store your Clothes.

  • ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ - Drag Outfit - Only Found During Mike J Petition in "Lilยดs Fashion".

  • ๐Ÿ‘•๐Ÿงฅ๐Ÿ‘š - See Clotheยดs Guide Or 100% Guide For Details.

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  • ๐Ÿ’ณ - Weapon License - Open Carry Except Shovel, Baton , Mallet, Mop.
    1. Small - 900$ - Pistol , Ingram , P350 , Revolver.

    2. Large - 1250$ - Shotgun , M16 , AK.

    3. Heavy - 1500$ - M60 , Fournicator , Granades , Rocket , Rifle.

    4. Exotic - 1100$ - Rattler, Machete, Molotov , Chainsaw , Dilbow , Flare Gun.

    5. Very Small - 5000$ - P3nis - Doesnยดt allow to Piss in Public.
ATMยดs & Money Safeยดs & Other ๐Ÿง
Thereยดs quite a few of These ๐Ÿง.
Kick Them to Get Some Money ๐Ÿ’ต.
Not All of these Replenish for Different Dayยดs.










Money Safeยดs + Combinationยดs (so far)












๐ŸŽŽโ™Ÿ๏ธ - Garden Gnomes - "Pick Up" Gnomes & get to ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ for 100$ ๐Ÿ’ต. โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€ŽCan do โ™พ๏ธ.














๐Ÿ’ฑ - Trading Standees - Trade โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž ๐Ÿšฌ , โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž ๐Ÿงซ , โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž ๐Ÿˆ , โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž ๐Ÿ’Š , โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž ๐Ÿฅค โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž by 5x or ALL for ๐Ÿ’ต.


















๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ† - Racing Track - "No Picture Here" - Just Win the races....Should be ez.
Wanted Level & "How it Works" !
The Upper Row is without ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ Cop Outfit !

If you "Attack" (ANY) , Show your Meat , Break into ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ , or do otherwise "Suspicous" stuff.

  • 1st Lv. = "Pensive" - Easy to get rid of this Status. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ & Hide.

  • 2nd Lv. = "Suspicous" - Takes Slightly Longer to get rid of. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ & Hide.

  • 3rd Lv. = "Alerted !" - Youยดve been "caught". Hard to get rid of without using ๐Ÿ’ต.

  • 4th Lv. = "WANTED !" - You Done For.... Sends out 2x ๐Ÿš & Lotยดs of ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ !!
    Almost "impossible" to get rid of.




Row Underneath is with ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ Cop Outfit !

  • 1st Lv. = "Pensive" - Easy to get rid of this Status. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ & Hide.

  • 2nd Lv. = "Suspicous" - Takes Slightly Longer to get rid of. ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ & Hide.

  • 3rd Lv. = "Alerted !" - Youยดve been "caught". Hard to get rid of without using ๐Ÿ”ฐ Badge.

  • 4th Lv. = "WANTED !" - use ๐Ÿ”ฐ Badge. to get rid of this Status.


Alternatively "could" use ๐Ÿ’ต to Bribe if Youยดre NOT *Wanted !*...... But ... Why Would you do That .....๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Preparing for ๐Ÿ˜‡ Run
IMPORTANT FOR PACIFIST !!!
  • Check Your Phone Tab Every few Minutes to see if you Killed NPCยดs or Animals.



  • ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿค๐Ÿฑ Easy to Kill By Accident with your ๐Ÿฆผ๐ŸŽ๏ธ or ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ.

  • Make SEPERATE SAVES so you donยดt accidentally save when you killed something.

  • Prepare to get frustrated & bored.
Monday
After The Intro , Get your ๐Ÿ“ & Ask People until youยดre prompted to get to the Job Agency ๐Ÿข.



After Talking to Belows , go behind His Counter.


Here is problably the Easiest and Fastest Way to get your Baton which will be your Bread and Butter for most of the Time. it has 3 Modes but you only should use Stun Mode. Enemyยดs drop Guns and Fall to the Ground Which is Very useful when getting crowded in a corner.




You Have The Choice of :
  • ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ - Prison Guard - Escape the Prison ๐Ÿ›๏ธ
  • ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜บ - Animal Control - Catch 6๐Ÿถ & 8๐Ÿ˜บ
  • ๐Ÿ’ฉโš’๏ธ - Sewer Worker - Replace Lightยดs ๐Ÿ’ก , Fix Water Supplyโš’๏ธ๐Ÿ’ง , Unclog Pipes๐Ÿ’ฉ.
  • ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿงฏ - Fire Fighter - Optional Quest. Get 100$ ๐Ÿ’ต
  • ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ  - Art Lover- Optional Quest. See 100% Guide For Details.
  • ๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ - Camping Fire - Optional. Aviable Monday. Getยดs you 10 โŒ.
  • ๐ŸšโŽ - Hidden Sugar - Optional. ONCE. Monday. Getยดs you some Crack Pipes.

๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ - Camping Fire - Go to This Guy. Accept. Use โ›ฝ / ๐Ÿ”ฅ To Ignite the It.













I "personally" start with the ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Prison, itยดs The closest to The Job Agency ๐Ÿข.

Make Sure you save BEFORE Entering The ๐Ÿ›๏ธ Prison. There has been several reports of various Bugยดs which cause you to get Locked.


The Code for the Main Door is 111 . Afterwards you can either use 969 or 696.
The Red , Green , Blue rooms are always random in order as well as the Numbers.
I personally Chose to Just Run Past Everyone instead of even Trying to fight them.
Armory A-1 : 057
Armory B-1 : 137
Armory C-1 : 716




๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš’๐Ÿงฏ - Fire Fighter is Optional - but Gives you 100$ ๐Ÿ’ต

-In This Small Shed is A Fire Hose if you Missed it At The Prison.



๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜บ - Animal Catcher - is Very "easy".



  • The ๐Ÿ˜บ are Easy to Catch when keeping Ducked and Approaching them from Behind.
    Right Picture.

  • The ๐Ÿถ are Easy to catch when you Piss on them instead of using the Treatยดs.
    Use the Treatยดs to Heal instead. Left Picture.


๐Ÿ’ฉโš’๏ธ - Sewer Worker - Split into 3 Segmentยดs

I personally Chose The Lightยดs ๐Ÿ’ก First .

Then Fix The Water Supplyโš’๏ธ๐Ÿ’ง.
Because it Leadยดs to The Pipes.

Unclogging the Pipes "should" be easy to do with Granades ๐Ÿ’ฃ.





๐ŸšโŽ - Hidden "Sugar" - I did this on Thursday just to see if it can be done Later.
Is Optional and can only be done ONCE!. ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš“ Came after i Re-Loaded.













๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป๐Ÿ”ป
๐—”๐—ณ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—™๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ยด๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—™๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฅ๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ข๐—ฟ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฎ ๐——๐—ฎ๐˜†. ______( "Any Day" ).
๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ”บ
Tuesday
Starting with "paying" the Ticket. ๐ŸŽซ












On to Meet Associate Just go to Fast Travel ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Icon.


You will wake up in El Plagos Mansion ๐Ÿฐ.
Take the Shortcut through the Tunnels.











  • ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ - Border Patrol - Shoot Them over The Wall.

  • ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ’Š - Package Delivery // ๐Ÿ˜บ "Cat Dude" - Split Into 3 Sections.

  • ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ›‘ - Tag Turf - Indicated byโšก Symbols.




๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ - Border Patrol - Shoot em over the Wall.
Really not much to explain.

Shooting ๐Ÿฅซ with ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ Doesnยดt Count As ๐Ÿ˜ˆ.












๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ’Š - Package Delivery //๐Ÿ˜บ "Cat Dude"
SAVE BEFORE DELIVERY !!!!












๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ›‘ - Tag Turf - Just look at the map for the โšก.




Wednesday
Starting at Mike Jยดs ๐Ÿšฝ Mansion you have the Options of.

  • โ›ฒ๐Ÿ“- Bidet Petitionier - Get ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ BEFORE - ๐Ÿ”Ÿ People to Sign. - "Can do anywhere"

  • โ›ฒ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ- Bidet Installer - Install the Parts Mike J Gave You.

  • ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿงผ - Mexi Cleaner - Get Rid of The ๐Ÿ’ฉ Piles.

  • ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ๏ธ- Kunny Island - "Sabotage" the island.

  • ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ’จ - House Cleaner - Optional Side-Quest - Getยดs you a couple ๐Ÿ•



If you havenยดt Gotten a Rattler โš“. "Close" to ๐Ÿ—๏ธ Challange. Industrial Area.
















๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ๏ธ- Kunny Island - Should be our First Stop. SAVE ON THE PARKING LOT!!!













๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ’จ - House Cleaner - CLOSE ENOUGH~ "Near" Mike Jยดs ๐Ÿšฝ Mansion .












โ›ฒ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ- Bidet Installer - This one "shouldnยดt" be hard. just RUN !!!













๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿงผ - Mexi Cleaner - Get Rid of The ๐Ÿ’ฉ Piles.










โฉโฉโฉ SAVE BEFORE GOING IN THE SKY LIFT ๐ŸšŸ !!! โชโชโช
Youยดr Stuff Getยดs Stolen By Redneckยดs .... AGAIN! __You will Keep ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Thursday
Starting at ๐ŸŒฒCabin in The Woodยดs๐ŸŒฒ.











Make sure you Got anything you Need. (Side Pickups)
โฉโฉโฉ SAVE BEFORE GOING IN THE SKY LIFT ๐ŸšŸ !!! โชโชโช


Coming Out You start next to Vinceยดs House ๐Ÿ˜๏ธ.

  • ๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿ”ซ - Joseph Belowยดs - Optional - Get 8 / 10 Signatures. gets you 100$.

  • ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ต - Vote Governour - Just Vote. "Can Use For Item Duplication"

  • ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆผ - Fix Race - "Arguably" the "Hardest" Mission.

  • ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ’ฐ - Pit Boss - Get Through ๐Ÿ”ฅ to Get ๐Ÿ’ฐ.

  • ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ€ - Lรฉ Rat - Optional - ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. Can Only Be done Thursday.

  • ๐Ÿ•น๏ธโš—๏ธ - Game Tester - "You Want to Play a Game?" .




๐Ÿ“‘๐Ÿ”ซ - Joseph Belowยดs - Job Agency ๐Ÿข - *See Weaponยดs No.2 Section*














๐Ÿ•น๏ธโš—๏ธ - Game Tester - Split Between Easyโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž //โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž Hard Route.














๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ต - Vote Governour - โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž RED ๐Ÿ”ด = Vote Redโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž //โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž BLUE๐Ÿ”ต = Vote Blue














๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆผ - Fix Race - THIS DOES NOT WORK IN PUBLIC BETA !














๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ€ - Lรฉ Rat - Optional - ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. Can Only Be done Thursday.
โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž CANยดT Be done for ๐Ÿ˜‡.














๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ’ฐ - Pit Boss - Get Through ๐Ÿ”ฅ to Get ๐Ÿ’ฐ.
Friday / Apocalypse
Starting at The Boss Tower ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ—ผ.


  • ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿค– - Pacify Merc - "Kill" Hardrock in The Mall ๐Ÿ›’.

  • ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ - Treasure Hunter - Get The ๐Ÿ‘ฝ Inside The Mines โ›๏ธ.

  • ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿšฒ - Dam Inspector - DO SOME PLUGGING !!!




๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿค– - Pacify Merc - "Kill" Hardrock in The Mall ๐Ÿ›’













๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝ - Treasure Hunter - *Indiana Jones Theme Plays*













๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿšฒ - Dam Inspector - Fรผck This Mission....












You will Come out Next to the Art Gallery ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ.

โฉโฉโฉโฉ Save DIRECTLY After your Last Mission BEFORE ๐Ÿ“ฒ !!! โชโชโชโช
โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž So You can Kill Mike J Faster


If you did all of These on ๐Ÿ˜‡ you will get a ๐Ÿ“ฒ to
Meet The Boss ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ


๐Ÿฅ› - Milk - Obtained during Cat Dude.


-โ€Ž โ€ŽIf you Donยดt Want to "Fight" just place ๐Ÿฅ› on the Table BEFORE the Cutscene Playยดs.

๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ–๏ธ YOURยดE WINNER ! ๐ŸŽ–๏ธ๐Ÿ†



You Crazy Mofo Congertulationยดs





If you made it this Far , just load your last save and Kill a Person with Kicks ๐Ÿฆต.

โœ…Challanges made "Easy"โœ…
Since the ๐Ÿ—๏ธ at the Industrial Park is Notoriously Difficult , Hereยดs some "Easy" options.

Getting Up ๐Ÿ—๏ธ Easy.

( Alternatively you can also set on "Aim Assist" for This one. Thx to "Rival the Eminent" )











Finishing ๐Ÿ—๏ธ Challange Easy.











๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ช Burn Butcher - Easy with Max. People, ๐Ÿงซ & ๐Ÿšฌ .











Kill ๐Ÿ”Ÿ ๐Ÿ‡ - Very Quick Done with some ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ.











๐Ÿฆผ๐Ÿ”ซ - Scoot Scoot - Set Pop Max , use Catnip , GG , Works on all similar Challanges.

๐Ÿ”ฎโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž Cheatยดsโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž ๐Ÿ”ฎ
โšก CHEAT`S DEACTIVATE ACHIEVEMENT`S โšก


Use the ^ and type Sissy to activate

Here Could be a Cheat List Text ... But it isnยดt.


Ragdoll Disables Fall Damage


As Stated in the pic, Only Works on US Keyboard.
โ˜ข๏ธโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž Last Wordsโ€Ž โ€Ž โ€Ž โ˜ข๏ธ
i will finish editing this guide "on the fly" as all my others.

But should be "Almost" complete. This Guide has been wrote when Co-op wasnยดt done.

(1.04.01 is Out)


ALL I WANTED WAS A KROTCHY FOR CHRISTMAS ~



5 Comments
SkyTheBastard  [author] 3 Apr @ 4:28pm 
:DukeExplosion: :DukeExplosion: :DukeExplosion: AND THEN EVERYONE DIED :DukeExplosion: :DukeExplosion: :DukeExplosion:
SkyTheBastard  [author] 3 Apr @ 5:33am 
:krochie: ALL I WANTED WAS A KROTCHY FOR CHRISTMAS ~ :krochie:
Tombot 17 Mar @ 9:35am 
Yeah, that's the gun I meant, I thought it was called a M4.
SkyTheBastard  [author] 17 Mar @ 6:47am 
@Tombot The M16 Has 5 More Bullets tho :shotty:
Tombot 16 Mar @ 3:42pm 
The baton is great for Pacifists, just switch it to taser and zap any enemies with it. It has infinite charge and they will likely drop their weapon, disarming them and allowing you to pick it up. Taser ammo I think works best with the M4 because it only takes four bullets on average to make an enemy drop their weapon, and its non-lethal so even if the don't drop their weapon you can just shoot them with it until they fall down and it won't count as a kill.