The Vomit Coffin is a tortured experiment that can be summed by the Scum. It has 20,000 health, and a powerful vomit attack, making it one of the strongest fates. It cannot pick up any items or drop the one item that it has which is the vomit attack. It has a normal walking speed but doesn't run; instead, the stamina is quickly used in a very dash-like movement. When spawned in, the entire server will be alerted with "A horrendous creature is on the prowl."

(Note- the name is actually a reference to the King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard song of the same title.)

The Vomit Coffin is created by giving a Slave a Festering Serum, which is created by a Malpractitioner. Do you have zero clue what the hell those are or what that is? Don't worry.


To become a Slave, your Anamnecyte count must be zero or negative. This can easily be achieved by breaking a television screen right in front of a Cortex officer; as they will most likely kill you on site and you will lose -5 anemnecytes for each vandalized piece of Cortex property. Once spawned in, you'll find yourself locked in the Volos Precinct, an underground slave camp that consists of two rings, one inner and one outer. On the outer ring there is a set of bars in which members of the Scum can interact with you and give you the Festering Serum through the bars.



The Festering Serum is a consumable that's made by a Malpractitioner using a Crafting Workbench upgraded with Pharma Tools. To create the serum, you'll need 3 Rot Shrooms, 3 pieces of Suspicious Meat, 2 Organs, 2 Machine Trinkets, and 1 Stolen Circuitry.
"But what's a malpractitioner!?"



The Malpractitioner is an upgrade of The Corpseman that costs 4 Amnecytes and can be possesed at the Femoral Station in the underground. You'll have all the same goals as a regular corpseman, but now on the Scum faction and the permissions to destroy cortex infrastructure and create the serum.


If you can create a coordinated effort to get a group of scum and a willing slave to take the serum in the Volos Precinct, then getting a Vomit Coffin is pretty easy with enough time and effort.

As a Vomit Coffin, your one and only goal is to kill. You'll spawn in a dark hallway as shown above, and your vision will be heavily distorted. You're a huge creature and much greater than any Fate, and slipping into some doorways is increadibly tricky. With your huge healthpool it will take a large coordinated effort by the cortex to kill you. Generally, you can act as an amazing distraction for the scum while they manage to bomb everything as the police attempt to kill you. You can survive multiple minutes of sustained, constant fire, and to make the most out of it you'll want to avoid being cornered in long, open hallways. Your vomit attack will quickly melt anything that comes into range, but you'll need to be effective with your dashes to truly capitalize on it.

One of the best things you can do as a Coffin is DRUGS. While you're too tall to take anything right off the ground, some helpful Zealots can lift up crack into your interaction range to make you an even more effective killing machine.

Thanks for reading my first ever guide, I wrote it in about 30 minutes in the middle of the night in a feverish haze. Hope it wasn't too awful. Have fun!