Buy Rematch Pro Edition. Can't be done with "Peasant" edition.

Step 1. Customize your character. Preferably barefooted with several prosthesis, tattoos, chains, tank-top and one earring.

Step 2. Queue for match.

Step 3. Enter match.

Step 4. This slightly differs, depending on the position and possession you are given.

- If you're a keeper just spam "Keepers" (this is the part that makes a difference) and run to
the opposing half. If you missed hitting the call you should accept defeat, quit the match and
try again.

- If you are given a "normal position" just run to opposing half, preferably in the box.

- If you are not in possession of the ball, follow any of the previous steps, depending on your
situation and just wait for an opposing goal or gaining a possession (this part doesn't matter
that much, the real beauty is while you are in possession).

Step 5. Ask for pass. If you didn't receive a pass in 1-2 seconds, repeat.

Step 5.1. If the peasants from your team loses the ball, just encourage him with a "Good Job", so he doesn't get sad and stops feeding you passes.

Step 6. When you receive a pass, eventually, just spam the dribble buttons, do some magic drawbacks, step-overs and whatever the random dribble combinations does, while not marked. You need to connect at least 3 moves.

Step 6.1. Never ever give the ball to the peasants, even if you get swarmed by all enemy players.

Step 7. Stop, make a rainbow flick, karate chop the ball and hope the keeper didn't follow the Be a Pro keeper guide and misses the ball.

Step 8. Now you scored. Encourage the peasants, telling them that "We got this" or just assert dominance by thanking them, while they are silent.

Step 9. Go back to Step 4 and REPEAT.

Step 10. After the game ends, take a look at your score card and glorify yourself. Then REMATCH.