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So I'm making a callout post on my Rebellion dot com: G-Man, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
He fucked my crab so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Combine. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Combine, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE CITADEL. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BREEN, I PISSED ON THE CITADEL YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
Now that sounds like a name for an evil scientist