Step 1: turn on your gaming apparatus
Step 1.1: look towards the Tower of your apparatus
Step 1.2: using a digit of your choice, press the toggleable button on one of the four faces of your apparatus [it should have a power-up symbol]
Step 1.3: ensure that any additional apparatuses, such as Monitors, Keyboards, Mice, are all plugged in [we refer to the human machine Mice, not the organic specimen Mus Musculus]
Step 1.4: wait for your monitors to start up, a set of glowing pixels that make up your monitor will turn on, this means your monitor is on
Step 1.5: as a password notification will be present, type in your password [do not share your password with any other person, this is essential]

Finally you are in, onto Step 2.

Step 2: ensure that your testing site, Steam, is installed and signed in [this will not be explained]
Step 2.2: once the testing site, Steam, is loaded and signed in look onto your steam library by moving your cursor apparatus, the Mouse, to the top left of your monitor that is displaying steam
Step 2.3: press the left button of the mouse with any digit of your choice [a steam library should open]
Step 2.4: find risk of rain 2 on your steam library, installing it by following step 2.3 however instead clicking the large button that says "install" [if it is not owned then the IRS will be notified and arriving shortly to claim your left kidney and half your liver]
Step 2.5: press the "start/play" toggleable on the intended destination, risk of rain 2
Step 2.6: wait until the game site, risk of rain 2, has loaded [this is essential]

Now you may move onto loading into a Game of Risk of Rain 2, Step 3

Step 3: once loaded, you will see a menu akin to many other gaming apparatuses, familiarise yourself with the menu to any extent that you desire
Step 3.1: once familiarised, locate either start game button, we would recommend "singleplayer" for this experience. Click the button using the left button of the cursor apparatus
Step 3.2: once taken to the character customisation menu, move your mouse to the top left of the screen and select any playable fictional character using the now familiar steps of pressing the mouse button
Step 3.3: ignore any other customisables
Step 3.4: move down to the bottom middle of the screen and press the large green "Ready" button in the same steps as usual

Finally we have taught you to load in, now to move

Step 4: wait for your large blue transport apparatus [in game] to land
Step 4.1: once your fictional character exits the transport apparatus, you may learn to move
Step 4.2: finally locate your movement apparatus, also know as a Keyboard
Step 4.3: find the toggleable 'keys', a term for a button, on your movement apparatus named "W, A, S, D"
Step 4.4: place any digits that you choose on the 4 toggleable keys [toggled active and de-active by holding them down] and apply pressure to any of the keys
Step 4.5: you moved! now we recommend applying pressure to the 'w' key as to move forwards


Step 5: [[BONUS]] place another hand on the Cursor Apparatus and move it, this allows you to look around using your fictional character. You move in the direction you look when applying pressure to the key 'w'.

[[now die to a Lesser Wisp because you spent 5 minutes learning how to walk and not how to shoot]]

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