Dead Bits

Dead Bits

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How to use Deadbits
By Peen
A thorough guide on how to use the complex and deep game Deadbits. I explain every in and out of the game here. Never have a question about this game again.
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Overview
The use of Deadbits is very hard and complex, and will require you to read this entire guide all the way through. Maybe a couple of times. Few area able to properly use the game due to the deep complexity, so I'll write this guide in as much detail as I can.
Installation
This is probably the simplest part to the entire use of Deadbits. Though, remember, this is still very complex and you should read this entire section through so you do not skip a step.

You have to first open up Steam. This is crucial for the installation process. If you do not do this you may compromise your entire computer. Second, you have to press the "Library" button in the upper lefthand corner of the screen. Do not press any other button as, again, you could compromise your computer. Now, once you see a list of games, search through it for the "Deadbits" game. Unless you have reorganized your library, Deadbits should be in the section of games that start with the letter "D," which is after "C" but before "E."

Now, you have to click on the game "Deadbits." Don't click on any other game. Then, click the "Install" button. If you do not do this Kim Jong Un may mistake it for a threat and may detonate another missile on a launchpad or attempt to hack into Valve with a middle school science project.

If you have done all of this successfully, Deadbits should be installed on your computer. Congratulations.
Using Deadbits
Now, you must remember that Deadbits must be used in a very specific way, else you may suffer problems such as diarreah, vomiting, headaches, heart attack, siezures, convulsions, menstration, masturbation, depression, and suicide. Ultimately, there should be no negative reviews of the game, but people don't know how to use Deadbits. I will now tell you how to properly use Deadbits.

To start, you have to start up Deadbits. You can do this by going to your desktop and double clicking the Deadbits shortcut. Do not click on anything else. The game should then start up. If it doesn't, you're a dumbass and should consider playing Frogger on a freeway.

If the game has started up for you, press the [ALT] and [TAB] keys simultaniously to get the hell out of the game. Not doing this can lead to a variety of mental disorders, such as schizophrenia, depresssion, bipolar depression, autism, becoming a brony, or tourettes.

If you have sucessfully left the game running in the background, it's best you also mute the volume. The audio of the game can also lead to mental problems by itself, such as migranes, siezures, liking dubstep, or mild versions of the problems mentioned in the previous paragraph.

Now, you can relax and waste time. This is probaly the only enjoyable part of the process of using Deadbits. If you do not know how to waste time, consider talking with friends, eating, watching TV, or actually doing something with your life.

After some time, you will notice you got some cards in your Steam inventory. Sell these, and you will have effectively been paid to play Deadbits. Good job.
Safely Removing Deadbits
For safe removal of Deadbits, you must first make sure you have exited out of Deadbits. If you have not done so, follow these steps:

1. Press the [CTRL], [ALT], and [DELETE] keys simultaniously
2. Click on the "Start Task Manager" button
3. Click on the "Deadbits" task
4. Press "End Task"

Now that you've exited out of Deadbits, go to your Steam Game library (this was mentioned earlier, reread if you need to), right click Deadbutts, and press "Delete Local Content." This will remove Deadbits from your computer. Once you have completed this, never think about this game again, and use the few cents you earned from this to buy another game or items for other games.

With that, I leave you on your glorious journey that those 5 cents will create for you. Will you buy a new CS:GO skin? Will you blow it on a bet? Will you buy a grain of cocain with it? Or will you use it to buy GEARCRACK Arena and repeat this process again? That is up to you.

If you are thinking of getting GEARCRACK Arena, read my guide on how to use it!
http://steamproxy-script.pipiskins.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=360707894
18 Comments
SuckerForYourVanityERON--->200W 13 Oct, 2020 @ 12:00pm 
Oh God its an extremly hard guide
snachi 5 Jul, 2018 @ 8:05am 
a m a z i n g
Kevinilos 14 Jun, 2018 @ 11:22am 
damn boy, now where should I invest?
Dr. (In)Sanity 7 Feb, 2018 @ 11:19am 
well deadbits was infact quite good experience for me ´cause without it then I would never have come across this masterpiece of a guide :magxd::SavedLife:
geuse 7 Jul, 2017 @ 8:00am 
Guide is too confusing.
Now my dick is stuck in a toaster.
HellKid Gaming 21 May, 2016 @ 3:40am 
ikr great soundtrack!
Taskmaster 13 Dec, 2015 @ 10:31am 
I got the soundtrack for free and I love the dubstep so that was worth the price of the game also free. So free game, great soundtrack, and cards. Not bad. Fun guide!
Bacon | CHEIF 8 Dec, 2015 @ 12:26pm 
this guide was to hard to understand, got my hand inside my teacher´s head! oh...oh .. wait i fix the game now.
please help me, i want to uninstall this game but got my foot stuck to a tree !
rhebok 25 Nov, 2015 @ 1:41pm 
best tut ever 1010/1010
8Leo 5 Sep, 2015 @ 7:47am 
XD