Ah the F grade ones. One that you shouldnt go for but if you have nothing else to go for F grade potatoes are your only choice. The F Grades are easy to seduce, but unfortunately not very pleasurable. F Grade potatoes are usually grown wrong and can give really bad bjs (And your winky might even fall off) Heres a picture of an F grade potato
To seduce these fellas, you dont need to meet many requirements. These potatoes are easy to find and easy to seduce. Look at it funny and she will hump the living crap out of you. You could make some sexy ameteur potato porn with this F grade gal. The porno wouldnt get much but maybe some freak out there is into humans humping moldy potatoes. Anyway moving on to the D Grade.

The D grade are pretty pleasurable, but not the best. Its the kind of potato you get and you know that you are better than some people but you know you arent the best potato wielder there has ever been. Having a firm grasp around the D... Grade potato means you show affection for it. D grade potatoes love being help by firm grips. Also stroke the D grade potato up and down, they like that too.
Kind of resebling a nugget of poop the D grade potato is your second back up call if your current potato girlfriend is giving you trouble.

These alternative potatoes are your stereotypical average potato. Nothing much to these mornal lads. They just chill and follow trends and try to act as normal as they can or they will become a D grade or even and F grade potato.
C Grade potatoes want to be treated like everyone else. So smash the living poop out of them. They like following trends and the largest top trending thing to do as a C Grade potato is become mashed potato. Hold their mushyness in your soft tender hands.

B grades are so close to the best potato out there! If you have a B Grade potato as your potato girlfriend you are making your way to the big top like me. Your potato will look way more sexier like never you have ever seen ever before. Because usually A grade potatoes are extremely hard to find.
Typically standing upright the B grade potato wants to be seduced and treated as if she is the best. B grade potatoes give everything you want (Special offers wink wink) Just so they can feel like an A grade potato. They want you to tell them how good they are. B grade potatoes want nothing but being an A grade potato.

The sexiest, Rarest one of them all. A grade potatoes are really rare and if you find one you have to be good at seducing. So its a good thing i made this guide on to how you seduce one. A grade potatoes have been pulled with the sexiest formations and sometimes actual perfect balls. A Grade potatoes have been picked out of the gardens from holy gods themself and wish nothing but the A grade potatoes to be a goal for all the sexy human potato finders to find. Heres a photo i have managed to take of an A grade potato while i was venturing in the south of ireland.
A grade potatoes are amazing and they know they are. Regularly tell them they are honored to be even looking at one. A grade potatoes are very serious, and dont want to be disturbed while they are doing something. Do not attempt to seduce them while they are reading or what not, It doesnt end well i still have many marks from seducing A grade potatoes. Let the A grade potato know you are trying to seduce her and thenshe will decide whether you are worthy for an A grade potato

I hoped my guide on how to seduce potatoes and get them to giggity with you in the back room. Please feel free to correct me on any typos/errors i have made im sure ive made loads because steam deosnt know what a miss-spelt word is. Anyway, Potato