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Dippin' Your Toes In: Open The Game (easiest achievement ever)

No Pun In Ten Dad: Shower with the right dad 10 times in a single game

Collateral Daddage: End a game by slipping on a puddle and showering with the wrong dad

Self-Fullfilling Pop's Slippy: Slip on a puddle of water into a wet floor sign.

With Great Shower: Score 100 points by showering with the right dad in Endurodad

Franky My Dear, I Don't Give a Dad: Shower with the WRONG dad at the beginning of an Endurodad round

...Comes Great Public Utility: Score 300 points by showering with the right dad in Endurodad

Reservoir Dads: Grab 6 dads in 6 seconds

A Fraction Of The Beast: Grab exactly 3 of each dad in Dad Divisions

Inglorious Bathdads: Earn glory for yourself and your dad

The Wrongfather Part II: Shower with the WRONG dad at least 5 times in one Dadathlon round

Soapico: Turn the feckin shower back on

Daddy Issues: Shower with the WRONG dad at least 10 times in one Dadathlon round

I Told You I'd Get Around To It: Pass 10 mini-games between levels

I See Dad People: Last 3 minutes in Dad Divisions (can't be any harder than 30 seconds with your girlfriend)

Let's Dance To Dad Divisions: Last 6 minutes in Dad Divisions (this one might be a struggle if you can't last 30 seconds)

Eternal Paternal: Keep the shower running in Dadathlon for at least 3 minutes

Two Hours Of Shower: Self Explanitory

A Good Day to Dad Hard: 100% uncover everything (if you know what I mean)

"Go ahead. Make my Dad.": Find out who your real dad is....without cheating (might be difficult if you're playing the African American child in the game)

The Dad With The Iron Shower: Shower with the biggest most badass dad in town